Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
-
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 1864
- Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:56 am
-
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 1702
- Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:44 am
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
He should just be happy none of them mention salamanders.
Kolob’s set time is “one thousand years according to the time appointed unto that whereon thou standest” (Abraham 3:4). I take this as a round number. - Gee
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
That's it. He's off my Christmas card list. Ingrate.
“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.”
― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, 1951
― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, 1951
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
Wow Elder Oats, talk about looking a gift tapir in the mouth!
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
Happy birthday, Jesus!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
And I call BS on his percentages. 24%? 47%? 29%? He tallied them up and calculated the percentages. I think he's pulling a Dunn.
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
The kind of cards he's railing against ARE traditional cards. Those phrases and pictures he finds so offensive have been a staple of Christmas cards since they were invented.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
-
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 259
- Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:07 pm
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
toon wrote:And I call BS on his percentages. 24%? 47%? 29%? He tallied them up and calculated the percentages. I think he's pulling a Dunn.
You know what, I wouldn't be shocked if some poor schlub did do all this tallying. I would bet, however, it was a secretary. Unless they have senior missionaries who function as clerical types, in which case I could see their time being directed toward such meaningful pursuits. Emphasis on the word directed.
Proud to be the first of the "February Four" expelled from the Ceebooist branch of NeverMormonism.
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
Blixa wrote:The kind of cards he's railing against ARE traditional cards. Those phrases and pictures he finds so offensive have been a staple of Christmas cards since they were invented.
IKR!
------
I could totally see his ignoring his family while counting up the piles of cards. LMAO
Reason for the season, my arse.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
-
- _Emeritus
- Posts: 1062
- Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:36 am
Re: Oaks complains about the Christmas cards he gets
Sammy Jankins wrote:
Don't say "faith, hope and love" but have religiously suggestive pictures, and remember his teachings. Got it. Great message from a special witness.