AN EVENING WITH RODNEY MELDRUM (Warning: *LONG*)

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Re: AN EVENING WITH RODNEY MELDRUM (Warning: *LONG*)

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beastie wrote:There is a process by which archaeologists can roughly ascertain how many people were living within a particular polity.


Does it involve carbon dating? Every Chapel Mormon knows carbon dating is bunk.

So I think the Great Lakes theory will only work if apologists completely let go of historical accuracy, including social complexity.


We have seen how this is not a problem for John Clark and other apologists who favor Mesoamerica.

And, of course it goes without saying that it won’t work for everyone. It is not without problems and challenges, but neither is the Mesoamerican model.


Scholars at the Maxwell Institute who favor the Mesoamerican model have spent years developing an apologetics toolkit that is equally useful to Meldrum and company. The toolkit contains sieves for isolating useful evidence while passing through confusing or contradictory data. There are compasses and rulers for measuring a convergence of parallels. Lenses for focusing on the predetermined conclusion. Most importantly, there is a lathe inscribed with the golden words "How Could Joseph Have Known?" which removes all doubt from the finished product, giving it a conclusive polish.
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Does it involve carbon dating? Every Chapel Mormon knows carbon dating is bunk.


Why yes, I believe it does. I forgot it's bunk. It's been a while since I was schooled by MADdites on the subject.

We have seen how this is not a problem for John Clark and other apologists who favor Mesoamerica.


Exactly.



Scholars at the Maxwell Institute who favor the Mesoamerican model have spent years developing an apologetics toolkit that is equally useful to Meldrum and company. The toolkit contains sieves for isolating useful evidence while passing through confusing or contradictory data. There are compasses and rulers for measuring a convergence of parallels. Lenses for focusing on the predetermined conclusion. Most importantly, there is a lathe inscribed with the golden words "How Could Joseph Have Known?" which removes all doubt from the finished product, giving it a conclusive polish.


Exactly again! They're already using this toolkit, so I don't know why they're turning up their noses at the Great Lakes model, which would necessitate the same toolkit.
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beastie wrote:Now I think you’re oversimplifying the archaeological process. It isn’t just a matter of “ruins versus mounds”. There is a process by which archaeologists can roughly ascertain how many people were living within a particular polity. So I think the Great Lakes theory will only work if apologists completely let go of historical accuracy, including social complexity.

And, of course it goes without saying that it won’t work for everyone. It is not without problems and challenges, but neither is the Mesoamerican model.


What, then, does one make of Thucydides' statement about the remains of Athens versus those of Sparta? What does it matter how many people live in settlement "x" if that settlement, like ancient Sparta, effectively controls an eastern Mediterranean empire? Obviously one does not want to take this too far, but what I am doing is giving the argument the same degree of leeway that LDS scholars and apologists seem to give the Mesoamerican model--nothing more. What the Duder says above is exactly on target. And apologists need to be aware that their tools can be used to draw quite different conclusions. Even now I am rereading Ostler's modern expansion article in Dialogue and noting how this line of argumentation could be used to the benefit of the Great Lakes model. What if Joseph Smith's contribution to the Book of Mormon included his own assumptions about societal complexity, based on popular conceptions of the mound civilization?

The Dude put it very succinctly. Thanks, Duderino.

beastie, I am not seriously arguing for the Great Lakes model as the correct answer. I am trying to show how a Great Lakes apologetic might take shape, and how it might have real advantages over the Mesoamerican model. I know you know that, but before you rush to correct me, remember what I am about if for no other reason than to help me stay on target.
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beastie, I am not seriously arguing for the Great Lakes model as the correct answer. I am trying to show how a Great Lakes apologetic might take shape, and how it might have real advantages over the Mesoamerican model. I know you know that, but before you rush to correct me, remember what I am about if for no other reason than to help me stay on target.


I am trying to keep you on target by visualizing how, and why, apologists might unloosen the moors from “history” and more fully embrace the idea of an epic myth written by ancients. I think that’s what you’re about, as well, but by continuing to emphasize the actual social complexity of the region, apologists would continue to see good reasons to prefer Mesoamerica over Great Lakes. They have to let go of that altogether, as we discussed earlier. I know that a certain amount of apologia works by minimizing or discounting accepted science, but that’s going to continue to create problems for them with more educated “shaken” believers. If they fully embrace the idea of mythic history then social complexity won’t matter. As you suggested earlier, the Book of Mormon descriptions that point to a society of certain advanced complexity can be absolve through “translation artifacts”, no more clumsily than they currently absolve “horses”. So I’m saying forget about social complexity altogether. There’s no need to discuss mounds versus ruins. Doing so points apologia in a direction that will lead them straight back to Mesoamerica.

I’m not positing anything quite as extreme as your “father/son” scenario, but something similar, like the Hatfields and McCoys. A generational dispute between families who detested one another. One of those families, through miraculous intervention, became “Christian”, and began the family tradition of writing an epic myth of the family’s history. I’m pretty sure I read something very close to this on MAD, except the believer used the analogy of LA gangs instead – gangs embedded within a larger society completely unaware of their ‘wars’. So I think it should be acceptable to apologists, but I continue to believe that talk of social complexity in a way that too strongly moors the text in actual history will keep them firmly in Mesoamerica.
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beastie wrote:I am trying to keep you on target by visualizing how, and why, apologists might unloosen the moors from “history” and more fully embrace the idea of an epic myth written by ancients. I think that’s what you’re about, as well, but by continuing to emphasize the actual social complexity of the region, apologists would continue to see good reasons to prefer Mesoamerica over Great Lakes. They have to let go of that altogether, as we discussed earlier.


Ahhh... OK. Yes. Well, my hypotheticals are piling up. I can see lots of different ways that the array of apologetic options brought into the service of the Mesoamerican setting could work for the North American. Epic is certainly one way of going about it, and one I find very attractive because of my classics training. For example, what is the likelihood that the Greek force that destroyed Troy looked anything like its description in Homer. In some ways it may have been more advanced, in others, who knows? Epic allows one to recreate the past in many creative ways.

In strategic terms you are correct. Arguing the realia is probably not the way to go. On the other hand, I really like Ostler's combination of historicity and Joseph's input. I mean, who knows how far that could be stretched and in which directions? Some of the examples Ostler provides don't even deal with doctrine, but with the kinds of historical perceptions I am talking about here. It really is that good. So, it is difficult for me to refrain from at least sketching out how that could prove useful.


beastie wrote:I know that a certain amount of apologia works by minimizing or discounting accepted science, but that’s going to continue to create problems for them with more educated “shaken” believers. If they fully embrace the idea of mythic history then social complexity won’t matter. As you suggested earlier, the Book of Mormon descriptions that point to a society of certain advanced complexity can be absolve through “translation artifacts”, no more clumsily than they currently absolve “horses”. So I’m saying forget about social complexity altogether. There’s no need to discuss mounds versus ruins. Doing so points apologia in a direction that will lead them straight back to Mesoamerica.


Gotcha. But, of course, every turn to Mesoamerica leads right back to North America in an endless circle of apologetic sweetness. Also, one of the things I love about the North American setting is that it is even less falsifiable than the Mesoamerican setting. Brant Gardner may read the contents of the Book of Mormon like a Mesoamerican Rorschach test (sorry, Brant), but the Hopewell civilization does not have any troublesome, extant history to deal with. It is just gone. No extant written record means nothing to prove wrong or defend. When you watch some of these Great Lakes enthusiasts speaking, you can just see how it is the sparse nature of the evidence that returns their musings to the level of folklore and speculation. Their imaginations are free to roam.

beastie wrote:I’m not positing anything quite as extreme as your “father/son” scenario, but something similar, like the Hatfields and McCoys. A generational dispute between families who detested one another. One of those families, through miraculous intervention, became “Christian”, and began the family tradition of writing an epic myth of the family’s history. I’m pretty sure I read something very close to this on MAD, except the believer used the analogy of LA gangs instead – gangs embedded within a larger society completely unaware of their ‘wars’. So I think it should be acceptable to apologists, but I continue to believe that talk of social complexity in a way that too strongly moors the text in actual history will keep them firmly in Mesoamerica.


Yeah, the father/son thing was pushing it to the furthest limits. The Hatfield/McCoy scenario seems to be the kind of situation the Mesopologists are reaching toward, however unwittingly, and surely that kind of thing could have just as easily occurred in the north. You are probably correct in the end when it comes to matters of strategy, and you would know, after all. I just love to see how many tools have been created for getting around the problems of a North American setting, by the very people who insist on a Mesoamerican setting.
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Ahhh... OK. Yes. Well, my hypotheticals are piling up. I can see lots of different ways that the array of apologetic options brought into the service of the Mesoamerican setting could work for the North American. Epic is certainly one way of going about it, and one I find very attractive because of my classics training. For example, what is the likelihood that the Greek force that destroyed Troy looked anything like its description in Homer. In some ways it may have been more advanced, in others, who knows? Epic allows one to recreate the past in many creative ways.

In strategic terms you are correct. Arguing the realia is probably not the way to go. On the other hand, I really like Ostler's combination of historicity and Joseph's input. I mean, who knows how far that could be stretched and in which directions? Some of the examples Ostler provides don't even deal with doctrine, but with the kinds of historical perceptions I am talking about here. It really is that good. So, it is difficult for me to refrain from at least sketching out how that could prove useful.


I understand, and, of course, in reality this will be a very gradual evolution. I’m talking as if it were a near certainty, and I’m very close to thinking it is. So probably at first the argument will be very close to the Mesoamerican argument, in that the argument will primarily be that, while there is some exaggeration and distortion in the text, generally it describes events that actually took place. But as time goes on, I predict that argument will be less and less attractive. I’m not a prophet, but since the Book of Mormon isn’t actual history, it’s a safe bet that increasing knowledge about ancient America will force the Book of Mormon into a tighter and tighter corner. There was a poster on MAD who once mused poetic about the Nephites and Lamanties being forced into a tiny corner before disappearing altogether.

Gotcha. But, of course, every turn to Mesoamerica leads right back to North America in an endless circle of apologetic sweetness. Also, one of the things I love about the North American setting is that it is even less falsifiable than the Mesoamerican setting. Brant Gardner may read the contents of the Book of Mormon like a Mesoamerican Rorschach test (sorry, Brant), but the Hopewell civilization does not have any troublesome, extant history to deal with. It is just gone. No extant written record means nothing to prove wrong or defend. When you watch some of these Great Lakes enthusiasts speaking, you can just see how it is the sparse nature of the evidence that returns their musings to the level of folklore and speculation. Their imaginations are free to roam.


Yes, that reminds me of another reason they’re stuck on Mesoamerica – it had a written language during the appropriate time period. But this argument, like the complex polities, becomes irrelevant because the extant written language had nothing to do with Old World languages (except in the mind of certain crackpots, coughBarryFellcough). So why even worry about the existence of a written language? The two primary “needs” that Mesoamerica fills can’t even be used by apologia. Written language – wrong written language. Complex polities – not Nephite. Ironic. They need to open their eyes.

Yeah, the father/son thing was pushing it to the furthest limits. The Hatfield/McCoy scenario seems to be the kind of situation the Mesopologists are reaching toward, however unwittingly, and surely that kind of thing could have just as easily occurred in the north. You are probably correct in the end when it comes to matters of strategy, and you would know, after all. I just love to see how many tools have been created for getting around the problems of a North American setting, by the very people who insist on a Mesoamerican setting.


Mesopologists. Heh. Good term. I wonder if they’re starting to feel the writing on the wall yet. I wonder how quickly it will happen. Again, I’m speaking as if this is a near certainty, and we could be way off base. But I don’t think so. I think Mesopolgists underestimate the difficulty that contradicting past teachings of prophets – especially Joseph Smith – creates.
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Trevor wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:This led to his recounting of a bizarre experience he'd had over two years ago: He and Elder Hartman Rector, Jr. went to part of the FAIR conference--held in the very same building--to listen to DeGroot's presentation (on what, I don't recall. . . DNA, perhaps?). Afterward, as he was leaving, Louis Midgley came up, stuck his finger in Meldrum's face, and said, "Are you that Rod Meldrum guy?" Then Midgley "went off" on him [his words, not mine], eventually getting so worked up that he whacked his own head and spun around a few times(!). Such a display is bound to attract attention, and Meldrum said that eventually 30 to 40 people were standing around, watching Midgley's "gymnastics" [again, his words, not mine]. Once he was done, Midgley stormed off and accosted Elder Rector, going off on him, too. After they had cleared out, Rector's wife told Meldrum that she'd never seen her husband treated with so much disrespect.


Hmmm... Looks like we may have a winner for the Deseret Book curmudgeon. Guess I was wrong!


crazy :rolleyes:
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The Dude wrote:Scholars at the Maxwell Institute who favor the Mesoamerican model have spent years developing an apologetics toolkit that is equally useful to Meldrum and company. The toolkit contains sieves for isolating useful evidence while passing through confusing or contradictory data. There are compasses and rulers for measuring a convergence of parallels. Lenses for focusing on the predetermined conclusion. Most importantly, there is a lathe inscribed with the golden words "How Could Joseph Have Known?" which removes all doubt from the finished product, giving it a conclusive polish.


Wow, that is priceless. The magic MI Scholar's toolkit.
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deacon blues wrote:crazy :rolleyes:

Still crazy after all these (six) years.
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