Since we know from his frequent testimony that he does not visit this den of blasphemous dissent, it is purely by blind coincidence or through the watch-making of Providence that our
Wordy Friend has weighed in:
Danihel Petersonius Verbosius Provoniensis wrote:Every once in a while, I read a complaint by some critic of the Church or other about the odd and uniquely Mormon habit of using middle initials in the names of Church leaders — leaders like Heber J. Grant, David O. McKay, Harold B. Lee, Spencer W. Kimball, Gordon B. Hinckley, Thomas S. Monson, Russell M. Nelson, Dallin H. Oaks, and Henry B. Eyring.
This complaint always reminds me of still other Mormon leaders, such as Ulysses S. Grant, General Robert E. Lee, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur, Warren G. Harding, Herbert W. Hoover, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, General George A. Patton, Harry S. Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard M. Nixon, Edward M. Kennedy, William F. Buckley Jr., and Gerald R. Ford.
Mormons are so weird!
I note that all of the ruling elite he mentions—white and male all—happen to be dead The only ones, incidentally, from the 20th century who regularly used their middle initial were JFK (with aristocratic pretensions), LBJ (not to be outdone by JFK and his aristocratic hero FDR), and William F. Buckley, another wannabe aristocrat and one whose pretentiously Latinate verbosity worked much like Peterson's does: a veil for thought. These days class pretensions are best achieved by seeming not to have any, so you don't see many politicians, businesspeople, military leaders, and such using middle initials. That is why Church bosses stand out by continuing with this archaic onomastic display. Mormons
are so weird!
In any case it only proves the point. The use of these middle initials is to lend names a formality and authority to match on the plain of names the rank of the people bearing those names in the fields of power. That's how they function in the Church as well. Bishops and Stake Presidents don't use them—to say nothing of the lowly members!—but everyone above them does.
"As to any slivers of light or any particles of darkness of the past, we forget about them."
—B. Redd McConkie