Mittens wrote:11. The one true church must pray to Jesus Christ (Acts 7:59, John 20:28).
Ewww. I think it's gross to have to pray to a greasy long haired man.
I won't do that. No way. Gross, man.
Mittens wrote:17. The true church must teach that God does not have a physical body (John 4:24, Luke 24:39, 1 Kings 8:27, John 1:18, 1 Tim. 1:17).
The last thing I ever want to do is have to hug Jesus. He grosses me out. His Father? Gross. No thanks.
Mittens wrote:6. The one true church must teach that God is invisible (Col. 1:15, 1 Tim. 1:17, Heb. 11:27)
I can't see God. Does he have long hair? Is Jesus God?
Ewww. I don't want to know, he's so hairy. Bible god is a man.