Big Nellie is at it again. Midnight revelations via the Lighted Pen powered by the Holy Ghost itself.
The newest thing will be a new PR Push, directed at questioning members.
LIVE THE LIE UNTIL YOU DIE
It will be bigger than the now discredited and shameful "I'm a Mormon" campaign under the last leader - the one no one talks about now.
It will acknowledge many may question and that is OK as long as you keep silent - or just talk with the Bishop one on one. As long as you LIVE it among the members and don't rock the boat your life will not be ruined by ex-communitation, shunning and free lawyers to help your spouse take you to the cleaners in a divorce.
Inspiration is wonderful.
New Church PR push to be more open and honest?
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New Church PR push to be more open and honest?
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Re: New Church PR push to be more open and honest?
Any link?
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Re: New Church PR push to be more open and honest?
I seriously doubt that any such push will take place.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
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--Louis Midgley
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Re: New Church PR push to be more open and honest?
SuperDell wrote:Big Nellie is at it again. Midnight revelations via the Lighted Pen powered by the Holy Ghost itself.
The newest thing will be a new PR Push, directed at questioning members.
LIVE THE LIE UNTIL YOU DIE
It will be bigger than the now discredited and shameful "I'm a Mormon" campaign under the last leader - the one no one talks about now.
It will acknowledge many may question and that is OK as long as you keep silent - or just talk with the Bishop one on one. As long as you LIVE it among the members and don't rock the boat your life will not be ruined by ex-communitation, shunning and free lawyers to help your spouse take you to the cleaners in a divorce.
Inspiration is wonderful.
If only they could be as open and frank as your parody suggests.
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Isaac Asimov
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Holy Ghost wrote:If only they could be as open and frank as your parody suggests.
You could spot the parody just by the words open and honest?
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"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson