Political Jokes
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Political Jokes
A girl walks into a bar near Trump Tower in Manhattan, sits down, and says: "Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work."
The bartender asks: "Oh? What do you do?"
The girl replies: "I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family."
The bartender asks: "Tough job, huh?"
The girl says: "Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart, either."
The bartender asks: "Oh? What do you do?"
The girl replies: "I take care of the Trump children and the dogs of the Trump family."
The bartender asks: "Tough job, huh?"
The girl says: "Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart, either."
No precept or claim is more suspect or more likely to be false than one that can only be supported by invoking the claim of Divine authority for it--no matter who or what claims such authority.
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Re: Political Jokes
If there are 27 Democrats in a room and 28 Republicans, how many Republicans are left?
Answer: 8
Twenty seven Democrats and Twenty ate Reps. Yuk Yuk. It's a variation of a chickens and cows joke I saw on Facebook today.
Answer: 8
Twenty seven Democrats and Twenty ate Reps. Yuk Yuk. It's a variation of a chickens and cows joke I saw on Facebook today.
Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever. - Lee Marvin/Monte Walsh
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Re: Political Jokes
What's the difference between Trump and Spongebob?
https://ifunny.co/video/what-s-the-diff ... -25vSXcep9
https://ifunny.co/video/what-s-the-diff ... -25vSXcep9
"I have the type of (REAL) job where I can choose how to spend my time," says Marcus.
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Re: Political Jokes
Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty, young blonde chick.
He sits down and says "So, do I come here often?"
He sits down and says "So, do I come here often?"
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Re: Political Jokes
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today.
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
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Re: Political Jokes
Son: I want to grow up to be a left wing activist.
Dad: you can't do both.
Dad: you can't do both.
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Re: Political Jokes
Trump.
Religion is for people whose existential fear is greater than their common sense.
The god idea is popular with desperate people.
The god idea is popular with desperate people.
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Re: Political Jokes
Is this a funny joke in Canada?
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Re: Political Jokes
How many Democrat politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
No one knows. All they ever do is talk about how important change is.
No one knows. All they ever do is talk about how important change is.
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Re: Political Jokes
Very succinct! Certainly he is a laughing stock in most of the civilized world.
No precept or claim is more suspect or more likely to be false than one that can only be supported by invoking the claim of Divine authority for it--no matter who or what claims such authority.