The most uncomfortable interview one might see

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Markk wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:02 am
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Wed Feb 08, 2023 6:47 pm


She was in the Primary Presidency of the church until recently.

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In related news, a woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has just lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.

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MG 2.0 wrote:
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canpakes wrote:
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She works for Verizon.
She was in the Primary Presidency of the church until recently.

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Does anyone know Nelson's cell number? Maybe we could send him some new revelations on it.
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sock puppet wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:17 pm
Does anyone know Nelson's cell number? Maybe we could send him some new revelations on it.
That would be awesome! Kinderhook cell phone messages ... The problem would be that he would see right through it unless we somehow knew what changes the Fund was considering and testing at the time. Russell, Russell, sell the Tesla stock and go to the Ohio and there thou shalt hear my word... Or it could go something like this: Yea, verily, my son Russell, thou shalt announce 10 new temples across the globe. For my people thirst to know where their money is going and thou shalt not disappoint. Thou needest not build the temples, the announcement is enough for my flock. Behold I forever come quickly .... Yea, thou shalt always have a blonde as my handmaiden and leader of the lesser offices, for verily, verily, your God prefers blondes ....
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Dr Exiled wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 6:11 pm
sock puppet wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:17 pm
Does anyone know Nelson's cell number? Maybe we could send him some new revelations on it.
That would be awesome! Kinderhook cell phone messages ... The problem would be that he would see right through it unless we somehow knew what changes the Fund was considering and testing at the time. Russell, Russell, sell the Tesla stock and go to the Ohio and there thou shalt hear my word... Or it could go something like this: Yea, verily, my son Russell, thou shalt announce 10 new temples across the globe. For my people thirst to know where their money is going and thou shalt not disappoint. Thou needest not build the temples, the announcement is enough for my flock. Behold I forever come quickly .... Yea, thou shalt always have a blonde as my handmaiden and leader of the lesser offices, for verily, verily, your God prefers blondes ....
Ah, but, to paraphrase Anthony Burgess, do blondes prefer God?
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malkie wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:15 pm
Dr Exiled wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 6:11 pm


That would be awesome! Kinderhook cell phone messages ... The problem would be that he would see right through it unless we somehow knew what changes the Fund was considering and testing at the time. Russell, Russell, sell the Tesla stock and go to the Ohio and there thou shalt hear my word... Or it could go something like this: Yea, verily, my son Russell, thou shalt announce 10 new temples across the globe. For my people thirst to know where their money is going and thou shalt not disappoint. Thou needest not build the temples, the announcement is enough for my flock. Behold I forever come quickly .... Yea, thou shalt always have a blonde as my handmaiden and leader of the lesser offices, for verily, verily, your God prefers blondes ....
Ah, but, to paraphrase Anthony Burgess, do blondes prefer God?
Just like a true Scotsman, true blondes do ....
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Dr Exiled wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:50 pm
malkie wrote:
Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:15 pm

Ah, but, to paraphrase Anthony Burgess, do blondes prefer God?
Just like a true Scotsman, true blondes do ....
Touché
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