Events on Earth 2

[Res Ipsa]

The Totality Eclipse not hitting Salt Lake or Arrakis proves that both the Book of Mormon and the Dune series are true!

Was that funny?

I thought so. But humor through absurdity is hit or miss.

[Moksha]

Good news for preppers on Earth 1: The Yellowstone caldera is not due to erupt for another 90,000 years. That will give us time to build many new LDS temples.

Oh yeah, the good news... while it will wipe out life in North America, that does not mean the extinction of the human race. Let's hope they build a Tasmanian temple and a millennial bunker for the Brethren underground in Samoa.

[bill4long]

Can you prove fairies and unicorns don't exist?

Fairies, unicorns, and Book of Mormon lands may very well exist on Earth 2. It is after all, the place where all of Nibley's footnotes exist with full documentation and can be read by anyone dressed as a Nephite Priest or Roman Centurian.

Well, if you put it that way.

[Moksha]

Dear City Planning Commission,

Temple Steeples of 1000 ft. height can serve as aviation beacons and broadcast towers helping guide the Star Cruisers from Kolob. Thus it is an important part of the Mormon faith.

Plus, it lets the peasantry know to bow down.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

PS. This has nothing to do with us becoming God of our own planets which we absolutely do not do, honest.

[Moksha]

The Brethren are stepping up their war on the LGBTQ community. It is a necessary step in showing their disdain for the Christian concept of the Golden Rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjR9c-2ZBTA

[Moksha]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has dropped the moniker Mormon to camouflage its reputation. But it still needs a shortened moniker. How does Gary sound? The Gary Church, the Book of Gary, and the Garys.

[Dr. Shades]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has dropped the moniker Mormon to camouflage its reputation. But it still needs a shortened moniker. How does Gary sound? The Gary Church, the Book of Gary, and the Garys.

What in the name of God are you going on about?

[IWMP]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has dropped the moniker Mormon to camouflage its reputation. But it still needs a shortened moniker. How does Gary sound? The Gary Church, the Book of Gary, and the Garys.

What in the name of God are you going on about?

shades.. I adore you. made me LOL

[IWMP]

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has dropped the moniker Mormon to camouflage its reputation. But it still needs a shortened moniker. How does Gary sound? The Gary Church, the Book of Gary, and the Garys.

Kinda like newsround. Little bullitens (I've re written that several times with different spellings, can't remember how to spell bullitons, boolitens, f knows. Bullitons is that right? Looks weird). Little blurbs of hilarious news.

[Moksha]

Ancient Egyptians made a spiral bread that may have been boiled and then baked, making it a lot like a bagel. Bagels are beloved by the modern Jewish peoples of the Americas. This round spiral shape resembles a Navajo windcatcher, which establishes another parallel to the Book of Mormon.

Do you think I should submit this parallel for publication in the Interpreter Journal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLw7lnX868Q