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Do Malaysians come from Early-day Mormons?

Yes, it is thought they sailed from the Mississippi River in Missouri (near the sacred St. Louis) to the Gulf of Mexico and then onto the Yangtze River in China. From there the Early-day Mormons gradually made their way down to Thailand and the Malaysian Peninsula. Eventually, they made their way to the Indonesian Islands and the Philippines using crafts of curious workmanship.

We should be proud of the ingenious travels of the Early-day Mormons. Honest.
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Potential Book of Mormon Horses

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IWMP wrote:
Tue May 14, 2024 4:45 pm
Moksha wrote:
Tue May 14, 2024 8:12 am
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has dropped the moniker Mormon to camouflage its reputation. But it still needs a shortened moniker. How does Gary sound? The Gary Church, the Book of Gary, and the Garys.
Kinda like newsround. Little bullitens (I've re written that several times with different spellings, can't remember how to spell bullitons, boolitens, f knows. Bullitons is that right? Looks weird). Little blurbs of hilarious news.
An abundance of Gary’s has become apparent lately.

Gs and S combined does sound a wee bit like Jesus. :lol:

No news is good gnus, is more fun with the letter G.
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High Spy wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2024 3:05 am
IWMP wrote:
Tue May 14, 2024 4:45 pm
Kinda like newsround. Little bullitens (I've re written that several times with different spellings, can't remember how to spell bullitons, boolitens, f knows. Bullitons is that right? Looks weird). Little blurbs of hilarious news.
An abundance of Gary’s has become apparent lately.

Gs and S combined does sound a wee bit like Jesus. :lol:

No news is good gnus, is more fun with the letter G.
No news isn't always good news. Depends on the news. Are you well? How's the rockets coming on?
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IWMP wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:03 am
High Spy wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2024 3:05 am
An abundance of Gary’s has become apparent lately.

Gs and S combined does sound a wee bit like Jesus. :lol:

No news is good gnus, is more fun with the letter G.
No news isn't always good news. Depends on the news. Are you well? How's the rockets coming on?
I’m well enough to successfully experience a day of rest. How are you feeling these days?

Two weeks is the standard response that I learned on https://www.godlikeproductions.com/ without giving specific examples due to copyright concerns. Valo a.k.a. Rocket Man is currently occupying Utah with his former Gary named mission companion until reunion time next weekend. Parts are in place for when a suitable work space is in place. Then air derby events on 🌍 may begin to commence, featuring simultaneous launch of four flying rocket shaped projectiles. :lol:
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High Spy wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:01 pm
IWMP wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:03 am

No news isn't always good news. Depends on the news. Are you well? How's the rockets coming on?
I’m well enough to successfully experience a day of rest. How are you feeling these days?

Two weeks is the standard response that I learned on https://www.godlikeproductions.com/ without giving specific examples due to copyright concerns. Valo a.k.a. Rocket Man is currently occupying Utah with his former Gary named mission companion until reunion time next weekend. Parts are in place for when a suitable work space is in place. Then air derby events on 🌍 may begin to commence, featuring simultaneous launch of four flying rocket shaped projectiles. :lol:
Hope the reunion goes well. Fingers crossed for a space to come up soon.

I'm doing fine :) Met up with some old friends today which was nice. Very tired from socialising. It physically drains me but I'll recover lol.
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PROVO - The Paul H. Dunn Biological Laboratory at Brigham Young University in conjunction with Sorenson Research has uncovered new findings regarding the properties of the human double X chromosome.

LDS Authorities have long taught that only males are the qualified bearers of the Melchizedek and Levitical (Aaronic) Priesthoods. Now the LDS scientists at these two distinguished institutions have discovered that eligibility for the priesthood only occurs in the absence of the missing genetic material found on the Y chromosome. They found that having the full complement of the genetic material of the second X chromosome canceled out priesthood eligibility.

BYU biologist N. Dylan Ruth said, "We have yet to determine why the extra genetic material tends to have this effect, but we are speculating that it has something to do with valiancy in the Pre-Existence. Some combination of amino acids on the second X strand represents both a badge of discommendation from any priesthood eligibility, as well as signifying a potential qualification for Motherhood."
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Evidence of Nephite Transportation

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