Thank you, Mr. President, for being such a damn up that you made the job a hundred times harder than it needed to be. Thank you using your Presidency to make billions and funnel hundreds of millions to your children. You really showed Hunter Biden how to do it!
You didn’t have to run for President, but you really took all those shots and arrows that were returned at you from the public that you relentlessly attacked, which you didn’t have to do. So, thank you for taking public political discourse lower than the shittiest part of your diaper.
And finally, thank you Mr. President for destroying our farms, freedoms, and economy because white stupid damned racists like Ajax18 would rather eat the ass end of a dead horse than see a Mexican prosper in this country. He’s bigly smart like you.
So. Thank you. Thank you for showing us that a literal rapist child idiot can start a war to cover for it all and still retain his presidency if he has an R by his name.
And all that Trump needed to do was go on trial and be convicted for fraud, then be found responsible for sexual abuse, and spark a riot after acting like a sniveling coxcomb from his election loss, in order to titillate his base sufficiently to prompt crowds of corporate welfare queens to fund his reelection effort, and millions of populist suckers to believe that a New York billionaire who makes his money through speculation with other people’s cash and then writing off his losses for repeated bankruptcies and who afterwards grunts out his bowels into guilded toilets actually gives a damn about what they want, past making empty promises while he shovels their tax dollars into his collection of several thousand LLCs and Quatari bank accounts.
Seems like a pretty good payout for just burping out incoherent, rambling and weirdly racist rants between shoving cheap burgers into his face hole, threatening to bomb allies and yelling at reporters.
Thank you, because people like Ceeboob hate homosexuals so much he’d rather the US be destroyed, and it’s well on its way to being so, than to let homosexuals live in peace and harmony. So. Thank you for that.
I've noticed he hasn't been around much lately. Is it because he's embarrassed to post (like a conscious, decent normal person would be) or is it because he thinks he can't reason with people he perceives as having "TDS" (moron-speak for people who perceive Trump at a baseline level).
My guess is that, because he's Ceeboo, someone who's never been able to defend any position he's ever taken, he's just too lazy to try. At some level, he realizes Trump is a screwup, and isn't smart enough to try to make Trump seem reasonable. Who wants to defend Trump anyway? It's idiotic to even try (see ajax's posts).
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Religion is for people whose existential fear is greater than their common sense. It's also the favored cover for hypocrites.
Thank you, because people like Ceeboob hate homosexuals so much he’d rather the US be destroyed, and it’s well on its way to being so, than to let homosexuals live in peace and harmony. So. Thank you for that.
I've noticed he hasn't been around much lately. Is it because he's embarrassed to post (like a conscious, decent normal person would be) or is it because he thinks he can't reason with people he perceives as having "TDS" (moron-speak for people who perceive Trump at a baseline level).
My guess is that, because he's Ceeboo, someone who's never been able to defend any position he's ever taken, he's just too lazy to try. At some level, he realizes Trump is a screwup, and isn't smart enough to try to make Trump seem reasonable. Who wants to defend Trump anyway? It's idiotic to even try (see ajax's posts).
I can absolutely guarantee you that Ceeboob will never admit he was wrong, and worse he’ll just keep voting the billionaire class lackeys into office. He and his kind have an endless supply of stupid to sustain them until they die.
I can absolutely guarantee you that Ceeboob will never admit he was wrong, and worse he’ll just keep voting the billionaire class lackeys into office. He and his kind have an endless supply of stupid to sustain them until they die.
To be fair, Ceeboo was willing to state at one time a few reasons why he wanted Trump in office:
20 million illegal aliens came over the border during Biden’s presidency and are taking all of our stuff, eating our pets and busting the budget,
Trump didn’t like abortion,
Things are expensive.
Unfortunately, a few realities run contrary to that list:
The number of illegal aliens was vastly overstated, they don’t appear to be taking our stuff nor eating our pets any more so than actual citizens, and Trump has now radically increased the deficit while ICE shoots citizens in the face during poorly-planned immigration raids,
Trump is likely the only president to have purchased at least one abortion,
Everything is now even more expensive.
But, yeah, something something socialism Demoncrats, so my money is on Ceebs voting for Trump as many times as Trump decides to illegally run again.
Also, thanks for having a UFC event on the White House lawn. Thank you for the bread and circus, Mr. President.
Obama wore a tan suit once.
Trump had a dude in undies puke on himself at the Lincoln Memorial prior to fighting another guy on the White House lawn, and then shouting that a former first lady is a man.
One of these caused so-called conservatives to have a stroke. One of these gave them a boner.
Thank you Mr. President for negotiating the opening of a shipping channel that you closed. And for getting a country that had already committed to not developing nuclear weapons, to commit to not develop nuclear weapons. What beautiful wonderful bestest negotiation that was. Bravo. When you say that nobody else could have negotiated a deal like that, I’m with you on that 100 percent.
Premise 1. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
Thank you Mr. President for negotiating the opening of a shipping channel that you closed. And for getting a country that had already committed to not developing nuclear weapons, to commit to not develop nuclear weapons. What beautiful wonderful bestest negotiation that was. Bravo. When you say that nobody else could have negotiated a deal like that, I’m with you on that 100 percent.
IHAQ,
To be fair, Trump’s Iran deal does bring some fresh ideas to the table. Like handing Iran $400 billion and giving them permanent control over the Strait of Hormuz. Honestly, all this winning is starting to feel like a migraine.
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
Let’s not forget that Obummer forgot to expend hundreds of billions in ordinance, kill 140 schoolgirls, and throw away service members’ lives in a completely absurd war to cover for his sex crimes while giving some of Iran’s own money back to them.
Thank you, Mr. President, for handing over $10 million to your contractor friends to fill the Washington DC Reflecting Pool with green algae.
I’m sure that your friends will appreciate your continued transfer of additional taxpayer money into their accounts, over and over again, to use in ensuring that the Pool stays a beautiful green color.
