Unofficial Limericks thread, RIP

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Re: Unofficial Limericks

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Lem wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:23 pm
dantana wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:17 pm

See, this is exactly what I was talking about, in reference to the church mandated 2 week dating cycle before marriage. Witness, our first few interactions on here were friendly, so I was thinking we were liking each other, and was going to pop the question. But now look at us. On a path toward mutually assured dispisal.
I don't dispisal you. On the other hand, dispisaling someone non-mutually will make you go blind. I think Some Schmo told me that.
:lol: I think, you think, you have disarmed a landmine. If that is what you were thinking, I think you have. Thanks.
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Re: Unofficial Limericks

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Lem wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:46 pm
But you're not blind yet? Maybe you're not doing it right..... :D
I masturbate like Sting. I never cum, and it takes forever.
I don't dispisal you. On the other hand, dispisaling someone non-mutually will make you go blind. I think Some Schmo told me that.
I don't remember if it was me or not, but it sounds like me. You have to hope there's no reprisal for your dispisal.
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And by the way, I now declare "dispisal" a word. I can't help it.

n. dispisal
1. The feeling associated with resisting contempt
2. Non-despising behavior

ETA: It is incorrect to say you dispisal someone/something. It's not a verb. Thus sayeth the Schmo (only because I know how much you love grammar lessons, dantana).

ETA2: Before you say anything dantana, I know it was Lem who used it as a verb. In that case, the word hadn't been defined yet, and she used in a humorously incorrect way even if it had. Either way, it made me laugh, so it was ultimately correct usage.

ETA3: I also recognize, dantana, that you likely didn't intend the meaning I've assigned the word. I believe you were going for some noun form of "despise" and typed something that, if you think about it, might be the opposite.
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Re: Unofficial Limericks

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Some Schmo wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:26 pm
And by the way, I now declare "dispisal" a word. I can't help it.

n. dispisal
1. The feeling associated with resisting contempt
2. Non-despising behavior

ETA: It is incorrect to say you dispisal someone/something. It's not a verb. Thus sayeth the Schmo (only because I know how much you love grammar lessons, dantana).

ETA2: Before you say anything dantana, I know it was Lem who used it as a verb. In that case, the word hadn't been defined yet, and she used in a humorously incorrect way even if it had. Either way, it made me laugh, so it was ultimately correct usage.

ETA3: I also recognize, dantana, that you likely didn't intend the meaning I've assigned the word. I believe you were going for some noun form of "despise" and typed something that, if you think about it, might be the opposite.
:lol: Thank you for correcting my verbiage, I will be sure to use the correct nouniage going forward. 8-)

Speaking of nouniage, I've given it some thought and with your permission, I would like to add a third, albeit obsolete definition:

3. archaic, Obs.; "Mutual dispisal," referring to dispisal that used to occur on Wednesday evenings in various 'ward', 'branch', and 'mission field' settings, although occasionally taken on the road*. [*see 'roadshow', also sadly Obsolete.]

Now that was some fun dispisal.
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Re: Unofficial Limericks

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Lem wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:30 pm
:lol: Thank you for correcting my verbiage, I will be sure to use the correct nouniage going forward. 8-)

Speaking of nouniage, I've given it some thought and with your permission, I would like to add a third, albeit obsolete definition:

3. archaic, Obs.; "Mutual dispisal," referring to dispisal that used to occur on Wednesday evenings in various 'ward', 'branch', and 'mission field' settings, although occasionally taken on the road*. [*see 'roadshow', also sadly Obsolete.]

Now that was some fun dispisal.
That absolutely sounds like one of the historic usages that contributes to its modern meaning. I can't express the amount of dispisal I experienced in such meetings.

ETA: I wonder how much of that was mutual. hehehe
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Re: Unofficial Limericks

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She found herself walking the aisle
She thought it felt like a mile
She started to grouse
At her near future spouse
Those words don't rhyme with dispisal
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Are we edging into r/boneappletea territory now?

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:00 pm
Are we edging into r/boneappletea territory now?

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I just googled "boneappletea" because I've never seen that word before, and so okay... bon appetite.

What's r/boneappletea about?
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Re: Unofficial Limericks

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Malapropisms.

Here are the Top threads from the Reddit subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/top/

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Oh my gosh. Another reddit that I won't able to resist. That's it. I'm putting mySELVE on a pedal stool this year.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/c ... _unicycle/
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