How Many Mormon Apologists To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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_LifeOnaPlate
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Just checkin, B.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

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_Blixa
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LifeOnaPlate wrote:Just checkin, B.


No prob. I'll let you know if this changes... ; 0

by the way, Amasa Lyman was a interesting fellow...
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_LifeOnaPlate
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Blixa wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Just checkin, B.


No prob. I'll let you know if this changes... ; 0

by the way, Amasa Lyman was a interesting fellow...


Agreed, he has a very colorful history, indeed. He's one of my favorite of the early apostles.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_Blixa
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Very busy at the moment, but in the near future maybe we can start a thread about some of these "colorful" figures from Mormon history, ok?
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
_LifeOnaPlate
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

Blixa wrote:Very busy at the moment, but in the near future maybe we can start a thread about some of these "colorful" figures from Mormon history, ok?


If I'm still around ;)
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_Inconceivable
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Post by _Inconceivable »

LifeOnaPlate wrote:I was gonna say 31, with the additional one to bring the refreshments.


Plus the elders quorem presidency to set up the chair and then come back later to take it down - because no one else will do it.

...umm.... counting fingers... 34?
_Sethbag
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Post by _Sethbag »

Gadianton FTW!
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_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

How many Mormon Critics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The %^&$*^# light bulb can screw itself. Their interest is in screwing the Church.
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

moksha wrote:How many Mormon Critics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The %^&$*^# light bulb can screw itself. Their interest is in screwing the Church.
None crybaby, when it is bright outside we don't need no stinkin artificial light.
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Post by _Roger Morrison »

What a Co-incident: Mok & P.P. both have 2103 "to-date-posts"... as of yesterday! Congrats! Neck 'n neck!! Da Pro an' da Con around da bend... heading home... P.P. with a 4 day lead... Come on Mok, a bit more steam... P.P. watch him on da curve... da winner isss ???

Kind'a dumb, but it just seemed interesting... Enjoy yer day... Warm regards, Roger
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