Would the Country take Joseph Smith seriously as a candidate

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_Some Schmo
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Re: Which Wife

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aussieguy55 wrote:which wife would have been first lady?


...or first teenage girl, as the case may be.

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This may be true; I don't know. I follow it, but I wouldn't pretend to be obsessed by it.

But of course, it's not enough to just follow it... it helps to understand what you're following, too. How anyone could make a case for Bush (with the expectation people will buy it) is beyond me.
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Post by _solomarineris »

Mercury wrote:No before, no now. Jim Jones and the hale bopp nutjob compare in wackyness to joe. Joe ran for president before and was made to be the fool he was.


Sorry dude,
No doubt your op is waay skewed.... I'd vote for Ol Joe before
A) Our present President
B) Mitt, Pat Robertson...what a joke....
C) and many other presidents I've seen
The only President I would vote before him would be Clinton or Reagan, BY.
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Post by _Mercury »

solomarineris wrote:
Mercury wrote:No before, no now. Jim Jones and the hale bopp nutjob compare in wackyness to joe. Joe ran for president before and was made to be the fool he was.


Sorry dude,
No doubt your op is waay skewed.... I'd vote for Ol Joe before
A) Our present President
B) Mitt, Pat Robertson...what a joke....
C) and many other presidents I've seen
The only President I would vote before him would be Clinton or Reagan, BY.


Who is skewed here? You would vote for someone who F***s 14 year old girls and raises a private army?

Foolish.
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Post by _Sethbag »

Rofl, I do like the First Lady jokes. President Joseph Smith would have Emma as First Lady, and then he'd have a Second Lady, and a Third Lady, Fourth Lady, Fifth Lady, Sixth Lady, Seventh Lady, Eighth Lady, Ninth Lady, Tenth Lady, Eleventh Lady, Twelfth Lady, Thirteenth Lady, Fourteenth Lady, Fifteenth Lady, Sixteenth Lady, Seventeenth Lady, Eighteenth Lady, Nineteenth Lady, Twentieth Lady, Twentyfirst Lady, Twentysecond Lady, Twentythird Lady, Twentyfourth Lady, Twentyfifth Lady, Twentysixth Lady, Twentyseventh Lady, Twentyeighth Lady, Twentyninth Lady, Thirtieth Lady, Thirtyfirst Lady, Thirtysecond Lady, Thirtythird Lady, Thirtyfourth Lady, Thirtyfifth Lady, Thirtysixth Lady, Thirtyseventh Lady, Thirtyeighth Lady, Thirtyninth Lady, Fortieth Lady, Fortyfirst Lady, Fortysecond Lady, Fortythird Lady, Fortyfourth Lady, and who in the name of Christ even knows how many more cardinalities of ladies we'd need in order to fully cover it all.

Can you imagine being the Washington Beat writer for the newspaper, covering the Presidential Family?

Of course, none of that would matter, because there'd just be a First Lady and a bunch of rumors, and President Smith would deny it all.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Fanny Alger, nor did I have sexual relations with that woman, Louisa Beeman, nor did I have sexual relations with that woman, Eliza Snow, nor did I have sexual relations with that woman, Emily Partridge, etc. etc."
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