What are spirit clothes made of?

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asbestosman wrote:And modest is hottest--or so they say.

They're wrong.
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Re: What are spirit clothes made of?

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asbestosman wrote:Our spirits are shaped like our bodies and last I heard, spirits wear clothing. What are those clothes made of? If they were made of cotton or wool, wouldn't that imply some kind of death for spirits? What happens when the spirit gets a body, does it lost its spirit clothing?


Made of light so I imagine it feels like nudity.
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I think in the very highest reaches of heaven they perhaps wear polyester and black name badges on the wives to help with their names (if allowed names -sometimes Honey suffices).

The rest of us are buck naked.
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I don't think the women will have names, they will all be given the same name, except the god's first real wife. They will all be inanimate sex objects as there was no real love between them.
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Imwashingmypirate wrote:I don't think the women will have names, they will all be given the same name, except the god's first real wife. They will all be inanimate sex objects as there was no real love between them.


I think you're missing the point of heaven Pirate if you don't think there's love there. If anything there is no 'real love' here. It's a pale shadow of real love.
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Re: What are spirit clothes made of?

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The Nehor wrote:
asbestosman wrote:Our spirits are shaped like our bodies and last I heard, spirits wear clothing. What are those clothes made of? If they were made of cotton or wool, wouldn't that imply some kind of death for spirits? What happens when the spirit gets a body, does it lost its spirit clothing?


Made of light so I imagine it feels like nudity.


So I guess they shine away into space at the speed of light. Talk about clothes that don't last.
On the tag is says "100% Photons"

by the way, light is invisible unless it shines directly into the eyes. So such clothes wouldn't be very modest even while they lasted.
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Tarski light does not exist unless there is matter to reflect and absorb certain frequencies. So death which includes heaven AND hell will be nothingness. We won't need eyes or see for there will be nothing to see. If light did exist then everything would be just a frequency of energy, wave energy. But then matter can't exist so light wont exist because waves will still have mass. E=MC^2 or DeBrogilie wavelength. And if there is no mass, there will be no sound or thermal energy so Hell won't burn and we won't communicate.

Hehe. I am sure when we are telepathic and all that exists are thought waves or energy, everything will be as we imagine it in our surviving thought energy (which is massless), so really, everyone will experience after life as they have molded their thoughts to believe it. Hehe.
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Re: What are spirit clothes made of?

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Tarski wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
asbestosman wrote:Our spirits are shaped like our bodies and last I heard, spirits wear clothing. What are those clothes made of? If they were made of cotton or wool, wouldn't that imply some kind of death for spirits? What happens when the spirit gets a body, does it lost its spirit clothing?


Made of light so I imagine it feels like nudity.


So I guess they shine away into space at the speed of light. Talk about clothes that don't last.
On the tag is says "100% Photons"

by the way, light is invisible unless it shines directly into the eyes. So such clothes wouldn't be very modest even while they lasted.


When I said light, I was speaking metaphorically. Also, I know of no scripture saying that modesty is an eternal principle.
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Nehor, how can man love someone he has no respect for to cause them to continuously give birth to spirit children? How can a man love everyone of his wives equally? How can love exist in a being only out to procreate spiritually and create a world in the same way as the god before? Unless one has a different view of Heaven this is the case. I do not believe I will be sharing any husband of mine with strangers. It would disgust me and it is entirely and incredibly sexist. Men with such beliefs are Narcisicists! It is selfish of a man to have many wives and not love the wife that shared physical life and struggles with him more. It would be wrong that man have more than one wife full stop. Why not make it so there is equal number of men as is women in eternal marrage so it is fair and equal. Think of laws of conservation. particals and anti particles, ying and yang... Just think they could have a celestial gang bang orgy!!!
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Re: What are spirit clothes made of?

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Tarski wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Made of light so I imagine it feels like nudity.
So I guess they shine away into space at the speed of light. Talk about clothes that don't last.
On the tag is says "100% Photons"

by the way, light is invisible unless it shines directly into the eyes. So such clothes wouldn't be very modest even while they lasted.

Maybe spirit clothes are actually holograms and not made of light. Still, one wonders how a hologram would prevent other photons from interferring with it and thus revealing what's underneath the holographic clothes. I never could figure out how Jem and the Holograms managed to do it.
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