What exactly is "ritual masturbation"? Is that like Tom Waits' dilly in Nighthawks at the Diner, where he takes himself out on a date, brings himself home, puts on a record, lights some candles, whispers sweet nothings to himself, and eventually takes advantage of himself? Or is there an incantation prior to the deed? Maybe a Ouija Board is involved somehow in this ritual?
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”