KimberlyAnn wrote:It's the smell, Mr. Scratch. Well, it's more than that. The texture--the color--the taste--it's completely and utterly disgusting!
I won't eat mayo or anything containing mayo or anything that looks like it might contain mayo. I would never kiss a man who has eaten mayonnaise and not brushed his teeth afterwards--and I'd prefer he gargle with Listerine, too.
My daughters all hate mayo, with the exception of the youngest. My mother corrupted her, and now my baby wants mayonnaise on turkey sandwiches. Gross! But, I adore her so much that I have reluctantly allowed one small squeezable container of mayo to reside in my fridge and I let her put it on her own turkey sandwich.
KA
What's your position on aioli?
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KimberlyAnn wrote:It's the smell, Mr. Scratch. Well, it's more than that. The texture--the color--the taste--it's completely and utterly disgusting!
I won't eat mayo or anything containing mayo or anything that looks like it might contain mayo. I would never kiss a man who has eaten mayonnaise and not brushed his teeth afterwards--and I'd prefer he gargle with Listerine, too.
My daughters all hate mayo, with the exception of the youngest. My mother corrupted her, and now my baby wants mayonnaise on turkey sandwiches. Gross! But, I adore her so much that I have reluctantly allowed one small squeezable container of mayo to reside in my fridge and I let her put it on her own turkey sandwich.
KimberlyAnn wrote:It's the smell, Mr. Scratch. Well, it's more than that. The texture--the color--the taste--it's completely and utterly disgusting!
I won't eat mayo or anything containing mayo or anything that looks like it might contain mayo. I would never kiss a man who has eaten mayonnaise and not brushed his teeth afterwards--and I'd prefer he gargle with Listerine, too.
My daughters all hate mayo, with the exception of the youngest. My mother corrupted her, and now my baby wants mayonnaise on turkey sandwiches. Gross! But, I adore her so much that I have reluctantly allowed one small squeezable container of mayo to reside in my fridge and I let her put it on her own turkey sandwich.
KA
I find mayonnaise to be the most disgusting version of sauce ever invented.
Mister Scratch wrote:Also, I have to note that I am skeptical about your "ground up worms in tomatos" remark. The best canned tomatoes (imho) are San Marzano tomatoes from Italy. If you buy whole canned tomatoes (which are better---the diced tomatoes are treated with a chemical to help them retain their shape and texture) then you can clearly see that these tomatoes weren't infested with worms.
Maybe that's true for the best tomatoes. I heard that it is not true for regular ketchup. Apparently my father gathered from the news that someone actually did a study to carefully insure that no worms were present in some tomatos and then made ketchup that way and compared it to the standard way. People liked the standard ketchup better, or so I was told. I haven't looked up the study myself, but it does sound believable. I don't think the tomatos used are infested with worms--they just have maybe one or two out of several dozen.
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How about liver? Who knows what's in it, but it sure tastes yucky. If I were to hazard a guess, I would say it was chemically similar to slime toad or something in warts or earwax.
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