Another Mormon Myth Bites the Dust

[_Cardinal Biggles]

Is Jesus one of the custodians taking the trash out?

I doubt Jesus has His green card. The Church is pretty particular about only hiring legals.

But it has no qualms about sending illegals on missions, and will even make special arrangements for their return home so that ICE doesn't catch them at the airports.

[_Some Schmo]

I doubt Jesus has His green card. The Church is pretty particular about only hiring legals.

But it has no qualms about sending illegals on missions, and will even make special arrangements for their return home so that ICE doesn't catch them at the airports.

Makes sense. They won't hire them, but if they're willing to work for nothing, the church will take anyone.

Kind of amazing Jesus wasn't kicked out of the country during Book of Mormon times. Must have been in on a temporary standard works visa.

[_Ceeboo]

If any of you have grown up in the Church, I'm sure you have heard the myth that the Salt Lake City Temple's east doors are sealed awaiting Jesus' Second Coming. I'm not sure where this myth originated, but a simple search can find this myth perpetuated all over the internet.

The other day, I was walking by the temple and lo and behold, the east doors were wide open while cleaning crews were bringing out bags of trash:





Either this myth is busted, or the Second Coming officially started on Tuesday.

Hey Everybody Wang Chung,

Off topic but I wanted to thank you for sharing the pictures.

All else aside, the Salt Lake City Temple is a gorgeous structure.

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Tator]

Is Jesus one of the custodians taking the trash out?

Next, he needs to walk across the street and kick out the money changers.