Darth J wrote:I guess the idea that nobody cares what Cher tweets about does not occur to you when you revel in being persecuted.
By contrast, I do think people should care what the LDS Church says. Contrary to a comment Blixa made in another thread, it is some of the best commedia dell'arte you will ever see.
Well yes. Here is one Commedia dell'arte character, Il Dottore:

Dottor Balanzone, a.k.a. "il Dottore"
The Dottore is not a physician, he just has a university degree. To hear him tell it, he probably has several of them.
Of course, he is from Bologna, home of Europe's oldest university. In fact, the Dottore is full of bologna. There's not a subject in the world on which he doesn't have a learned opinion, and he is never stingy in sharing these opinions with anyone within earshot – making ample use of standard Italian, bolognese dialect, and his stock in trade, maccheronic Latin.
He and Pantalone are sometimes allies and sometimes enemies, often the victims of each other's biased advice, but their schemes and machinations always seem to end up in much the same fashion: backfiring on them. Whereas Pantalone can always take solace in his money, the Dottore is happy to wax philosophical and will always be ready with a high-sounding misquotation or an elegant malapropism to give closure to yet another misadventure.
Familiar?