Does anyone got the clif notes version?
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The Key to Mormonism
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_just me
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
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~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
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_Cylon
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
just me wrote:Does anyone got the clif notes version?
Welcome!
I'll give it a try.
Joseph Smith was a true prophet and gave us the Book of Mormon and tried to start a hippie commune in Kirtland and Missouri where everyone had everything in common, but that didn't work because the members were wicked, and when they came to Utah they eventually were content just to build up riches, except Ezra Taft Benson 'cause he taught us to read the Book of Mormon and not be prideful, but we can repent and follow the true gospel and be saved.
There. I just saved you 15 minutes.
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Bob Loblaw wrote:You need to meet Nightlion.
LOL perfect.
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Bob Loblaw wrote:You need to meet Nightlion.
I thought the very same thing. How could one not?
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
snooze, huh? wuba, wuba, wuba, ahem, cough, what?
Paul? You putting me on?
How can you compare this fella to me? He got corrected on his first shot through the knot hole. I don't think I have been corrected yet. Have I?
But seriously and all pride aside:
I reach you
HEADIN' OUT TO EDEN
YEA BROTHER
HEADIN' OUT TO EDEN
YEA BROTHER
GOT NO TROUBLE In MY BODY OR MY MIND
LIVE ALL DAY ON WHAT EVER I CAN FIND
EAT ALL THE FRUIT AND THROW AWAY THE RIND
YEA BROTHER
LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SOME FUN
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE!
Been told I happen to look like that guy in Star Trek who sang this.
Paul? You putting me on?
How can you compare this fella to me? He got corrected on his first shot through the knot hole. I don't think I have been corrected yet. Have I?
But seriously and all pride aside:
I reach you
HEADIN' OUT TO EDEN
YEA BROTHER
HEADIN' OUT TO EDEN
YEA BROTHER
GOT NO TROUBLE In MY BODY OR MY MIND
LIVE ALL DAY ON WHAT EVER I CAN FIND
EAT ALL THE FRUIT AND THROW AWAY THE RIND
YEA BROTHER
LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SOME FUN
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE!
Been told I happen to look like that guy in Star Trek who sang this.
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_moksha
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
Shixon1 wrote:Perhaps in so doing, the people of the world may know that God is there and he is mindful of all people and if the people of the world will turn to him we can bring peace to a troubled world.
Wow, I really agree with that, but in the mean time perhaps we can be the ones we've been waiting for.
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Blixa, are you able to publish the correspondence from his Satanic majesties secret service? Is Beck the one we are to expect?
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
Nightlion wrote:snooze, huh? wuba, wuba, wuba, ahem, cough, what?
Paul? You putting me on?
How can you compare this fella to me? He got corrected on his first shot through the knot hole.
The members of the board have shown you and your ravings a fair amount of respect, but you can't seem to pass on the favor.
Way to be a dick, Nightlion.
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
Nightlion wrote:snooze, huh? wuba, wuba, wuba, ahem, cough, what?
Paul? You putting me on?
How can you compare this fella to me? He got corrected on his first shot through the knot hole. I don't think I have been corrected yet. Have I?
But seriously and all pride aside:
I reach you
HEADIN' OUT TO EDEN
YEA BROTHER
HEADIN' OUT TO EDEN
YEA BROTHER
GOT NO TROUBLE In MY BODY OR MY MIND
LIVE ALL DAY ON WHAT EVER I CAN FIND
EAT ALL THE FRUIT AND THROW AWAY THE RIND
YEA BROTHER
LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SOME FUN
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT BUT IT HAS TO BE DONE!
Been told I happen to look like that guy in Star Trek who sang this.
Wasn't it sung by a Klingon?
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"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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_Shixon1
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Re: The Key to Mormonism
Hey Thanks, It is good to be here. Your post made me think I was back in primary. I looked out the window and what did I see? Super popcorn man standing right before me! 
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