New name a secret

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Re: New name a secret

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You have had a New Name given unto you, which you were told never to divulge, nor forget. This New Name is a keyword which you will be required to give at a certain place in the temple today.

Your Endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and the tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation.

OMG!

Do you realise what has happened?
Now the secret handshakes and passwords have been revealed to the commoners, the angels who stand as sentinels, wont know who should be let in or not!

The celestial kingdom will be like hillsbourgh in 1989.

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What a predicament.
How is God going to sort this mess out?
According to... 1Samuel 16:7 Gods look upon your heart.
Perhaps he'll go back to weighing hearts against a feather instead? or am I getting confused with reformed Egyptology?

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Oh Joseph where are you when we need a Prophet seer and revelator?

Dearest Monson,
Please Decipher these Hieroglyphics

In eager antisipation.
All 13.6 Milion LDS members

PS: hope Satan releases you from your illness soon.
Perhaps you could get one of your 12 buddies to bless you back to health?

Just a thought, you may not have considered?
perhaps you just don't have enough faith if you have already tried and it didn't work?
After all you are 'Just Men.'

Peace and Love the Mormons.
PrickKicker: I used to be a Narrow minded, short sighted, Lying, Racist, Homophobic, Pious, Moron. But they were all behavioral traits that I had learnt through Mormonism.
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