MormonThink, Pres. Allan Pratt & Masturbation

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I don't know Pratt's situation but it is entirely possible that he shares a computer with his children or at least they have access to his computer or his computer is linked with other computers in the house. If he has teenage boys. . . .
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lulu wrote:Yes, David Twede's bishop is the same guy as in the famous missionary masturbation video.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xd1nzk ... tt-on_news



Unfortunately, the audio is on a site that has many nutty videos about the LDS. I wonder where that former missionary is now in relation to the gospel since he posted it on that site? Complete with crazy photo.

Just a side note: it is not easy being a companion to the masturbating bear. Little white drops end up on the bathroom floor and the poor companion has to sidetrack the drops. Best not to do it.

I recall a very good friend of mine who had a masturbating bear for a companion. His poor attempts of dodging the sperm droppings had me rolling on the floor...fortunately a clean floor.
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why me wrote:...


You really are one sick individual.
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Themis wrote:
why me wrote:...


You really are one sick individual.


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The church needs to drop the masturbation hysteria. The only difference between devout Mormons and non-Mormons when it comes to masturbation is that the former torment themselves with guilt about it.

Heck, they should encourage it in certain circumstances. "Brethren, if you find yourself struggling to remain morally clean in your dating habits, it may help to relieve some of the sexual pressure in the shower a few minutes before leaving to pick up the young lady in question, so that you will be less tempted later in the evening."

Fence Sitter wrote:I don't know Pratt's situation but it is entirely possible that he shares a computer with his children or at least they have access to his computer or his computer is linked with other computers in the house. If he has teenage boys. . . .


Or how about missionaries who'd been goofing around on the computer while he was away?
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why me wrote:Unfortunately, the audio is on a site that has many nutty videos about the LDS. I wonder where that former missionary is now in relation to the gospel since he posted it on that site? Complete with crazy photo.


Heaven forbid someone be held accountable for the words he uses to instruct impressionable young men under his care and command.

Just a side note: it is not easy being a companion to the masturbating bear. Little white drops end up on the bathroom floor and the poor companion has to sidetrack the drops. Best not to do it.

I recall a very good friend of mine who had a masturbating bear for a companion. His poor attempts of dodging the sperm droppings had me rolling on the floor...fortunately a clean floor.


What? A masturbating bear? That is bizarre. But the solution to your problem is to use tissue when the moment comes. Or wash it down the drain of the shower, or...well, anything else that uses common sense to keep this business private.

But are you sure this wasn't, say, lotion, or maybe mayonnaise, and your hysteria about masturbation made you paranoid?
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Are you telling me that I can go to Wikipedia and a porn pop-up will appear because a porn site was opened on that computer the day before? I don't think so.

for what it's worth, there are ways to #1 prevent pop-ups and #2 install a content filter. I guess I assumed that was basic knowledge.
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Themis wrote:
why me wrote:...


You really are one sick individual.


Well, themis, use your imagination. Where does the missionary do the act? In the bathroom. How would you feel having the masturbating bear as your companion? According to my friend, the bathroom can be a dangerous place for the other companion. Not fun at all. I would rather have the mission prez scare the crap of the masturbating bears than dodge bathroom sperm. Wouldn't you?
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why me wrote:...


You are not even smart enough to understand why you are a disturbing kind of person. I suppose that explains why you are who you are.
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In the video we are told that the brethren prefer to call masturbatiion "self abuse" because it's a "softer" term. This is an outreageous statement. First of all, the very word masturbation is simpy a clinical term for a person performing sexual acts with themselves, whether they be male or female, it's a generic like term. But the words "self ABUSE" are anything but SOFT! This is a ploy used by evil religious leaders who are trying to induce feelings of guilt into the minds of their followers all for the purpose of brainwashing and maintaining control over the most basic elements of human behavior. It is sick and disgusting how the Mormon church is guilty of placing horrific guilt trips into the minds of so many people. The Mormon church has a lot to answer for. It abuses it's followers and by teaching the youth that masturbation is wrong is a form of child abuse. Hence, it's The Church of Jesus Christ of Child-abuse. I want to see church leaders charged with crimes and hauled into court and jailed for their crimes against children. Mormon leaders are constantly sexually abusing children through brainwashing. I'm hoping that the day is soon at hand when government and the courts will step in and threaten the church leaders with prison sentences unless they change their sick policies.

Throw the whole First Presidency into prison for all I care. Let them rot in a stinking jail cell for their crimes of child abuse. The handwriting is on the wall, folks. The Mormon church is going to pay for their crimes sooner or later.

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