I think this is where Mopologetic action will be in the coming years. While apologetic, and not Mopologetic (Mopologetic above all being characterized by nastiness), it does glean from Mopologetics of years past. Indeed, I imagine that this movement will continue to recycle Mopologetics (unattibuted, of course) in a more PR-friendly form for years to come.
Excellent list (the guy who played Alf's surrogate dad was the most annoying person to ever grace a sitcom this side of Fran Dresher, was he not?). I would switch 1 and 2 on the list, and I think the Hans Mattson story should have been Top Ten, but these are quibbles. Thanks for compiling this each year. It was a holiday treat as always.
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain "The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
I added 2 of the runner-ups in order to parody The Twelve days of Christmas. I hope you enjoy it.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: DCP ignoring policy.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FAIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnnding! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnnding! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Kerry calling bulls-eyes FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnndiiiiiiiiing! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Mike Ash at COSCO Kerry calling bulls-eyes FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnndiiiiiiiiing! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Sorry for the photos Mike Ash at COSCO Kerry calling bulls-eyes FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnndiiiiiiiiing! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: World Table's iffy Sorry for the photos Mike Ash at COSCO Kerry calling bulls-eyes FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnndiiiiiiiiiing! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: All can read the Hit Piece World Table's iffy Sorry for the photos Mike Ash at COSCO Kerry calling bulls-eyes FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnndiiiiiiiiing! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Late War lays a smack down All can read the Hit Piece World Table's iffy Sorry for the photos Mike Ash at COSCO Kerry calling bulls-eyes FARMS shredders shredding FAIIIIIIIIIIR funnnnnnnnnnding! Snuffer gets snuffed out More MI purge Hamblin bids adieu and DCP ignoring policy!!!!!
Far they flew to me, pa rum pum pum pum Jensen and Turley, pa rum pum pum pum They came to rescue me, pa rum pum pum pum From my apostasy, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
So to listen, pa rum pum pum pum, I showed up.
Brother Turley, pa rum pum pum pum Can you explain to me, pa rum pum pum pum Joseph's polygamy, pa rum pum pum pum Helen was just 14, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
What is up with this? pa rum pum pum pum, It seems wrong
Turley answered, pa rum pum pum pum Said it was complicated, pa rum pum pum pum Said it was normal then, pa rum pum pum pum Said let's move on my friends, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
But his answer, pa rum pum pum pum Did not help.
If these parodies are distracting from the thread, I can delete them or give them their own thread. I just thought in the spirit of the recapping the year in Mopolegetics that some Christmas song parodies would be fun.
