DANIEL C. PETERSON--GOD ASCENDANT!!!

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_Mercury
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Gazelam wrote:Kudos to the good Brother Peterson for having the nerve to not only visit us here in the Shady Aces, but stay long enough to reach 1,000 posts !

Congratulations, and Krispy Kremes all around !

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P.S. Fresh Hot Postum is available in the pot with the yellow rim. (Unless Mercury switched them again)


I didn't switch them but I did put a couple of blotter acid hits in the postum pot.
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Re: Far out

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Daniel Peterson wrote:Although nobody outside the Order knows this, initiates of the third degree learn the secret timetable for our conquest of Planet Earth.


heres the project outline for said conquest:

step 1: Collect magic underpants
step 2: ???????????????
step 3: Prophet!

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Now let's see you create a universe that's shaped like a donut. Then I'll stop being an atheist.


All one needs to do is change Omega to a value less than one....

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bcspace wrote:
Now let's see you create a universe that's shaped like a donut. Then I'll stop being an atheist.


All one needs to do is change Omega to a value less than one....

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Come on now BC, your bullshitting skills suck. Everyone knows that a toroid cannot be properly translated to a spheroid.
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Come on now BC, your bullshitting skills suck. Everyone knows that a toroid cannot be properly translated to a spheroid.


Who said anything about a transform? It's toroidal from the beginning.

Of course if a God wanted to, all he has to do is set a spherical universe to spinning on His worktable, put his finger on the axis and push down.
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Post by _truth dancer »

Hey Dan,

Big congratulations!

Thanks for adding your observations and opinions to the board!

:-)

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"The search for reality is the most dangerous of all undertakings for it destroys the world in which you live." Nisargadatta Maharaj
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bcspace wrote:
Come on now BC, your bullshitting skills suck. Everyone knows that a toroid cannot be properly translated to a spheroid.


Who said anything about a transform? It's toroidal from the beginning.

Of course if a God wanted to, all he has to do is set a spherical universe to spinning on His worktable, put his finger on the axis and push down.


Well theres your problem there...God does not exist, so how can "he" produce a toroidal universe?
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Post by _guy sajer »

Congratulations Dan. Despite everything, I think I speak for several others in saying that I am glad you are a member of our little cabal.

I hate to disappoint you, though. I earned Godhood a while ago, but I'm still waiting on the harem of wives promised as a reward for Godhood. I'm beginning to suspect that this was a bit of a sham.
God . . . "who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, . . . and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him ..."
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Re: Far out

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The Dude wrote:Now let's see you create a universe that's shaped like a donut. Then I'll stop being an atheist.


Rather than being infinite in all directions, as the most fashionable theory suggests, the universe could be radically smaller in one direction than the others. As a result it may be even be shaped like a doughnut.

Dennis Overbye, "Universe as Doughnut: New Data, New Debate," New York Times, March 11, 2003.


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Post by _Moniker »

Congratulations, Dr. Peterson!

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