Mister Scratch: A Racist?

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_Enuma Elish
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Sam Harris wrote:Scratch is NOT a racist! I know this because I've seen him personally outraged at the crap I had to deal with on FAIR with blacks in the church...not to mention the whole subject in general.

Whatever man.


Well thanks for sharing your opinion, Sam. Still, when we put all this information together in a Scratchian sort of way, the facts really do speak for themselves.

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Enuma Elish wrote:Well thanks for sharing your opinion, Sam. Still, when we put all this information together in a Scratchian sort of way, the facts really do speak for themselves.


Yes, a Scratchoscopy on Scratch has yielded startling new revelations. Clearly this is a watershed moment in Countermopologetics. The credibility of all such critics' efforts has been fatally compromised by your careful research. I mean, if Scratch is a Scratchian racist, which he surely must be, then the Church must be true!!! ;-)
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Trevor wrote:
Enuma Elish wrote:Well thanks for sharing your opinion, Sam. Still, when we put all this information together in a Scratchian sort of way, the facts really do speak for themselves.


Yes, a Scratchoscopy on Scratch has yielded startling new revelations. Clearly this is a watershed moment in Countermopologetics. The credibility of all such critics' efforts has been fatally compromised by your careful research. I mean, if Scratch is a Scratchian racist, which he surely must be, then the Church must be true!!! ;-)


So glad somebody here finally caught my logic. A watershed moment, indeed. Thanks friend.

And for the record. I really do like Mr. Scratch notwithstanding his ways. Let us not be too harsh on him. He's just a bit misguided.
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Enuma Elish wrote:
Sam Harris wrote:Scratch is NOT a racist! I know this because I've seen him personally outraged at the crap I had to deal with on FAIR with blacks in the church...not to mention the whole subject in general.

Whatever man.


Well thanks for sharing your opinion, Sam. Still, when we put all this information together in a Scratchian sort of way, the facts really do speak for themselves.

best


In a Scratchian sort of way. by the way, why not use some graduate assistants at BYU, to search back issues of the Shadesville Gazette, to find interesting tidbits about Scratch? For instance, what is his favorite color? Does he wear boxers, briefs or nothing at all? These are items that could keep them going on the l-skinny list for quite some time.
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Enuma Elish wrote:So glad somebody here finally caught my logic. A watershed moment, indeed. Thanks friend.


I'm pretty sure I had your logic at first glance, but you're welcome.

Enuma Elish wrote:And for the record. I really do like Mr. Scratch notwithstanding his ways. Let us not be too harsh on him. He's just a bit misguided.


I'm sure the feeling and the sentiments are mutual.
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