Mark E. Peterson's "Overcoming Masturbation" talk

[_Brackite]

Not until 1890.

Call your sponsor Ray.

Ray A was basically Correct about that.

[_solomarineris]

Well, then, one wonders why this has arisen again and again in the Brethren's talks. "Liberal preoccupations" on the part of the GAs, perhaps?

Yes, I think that may be the case.[/quote]
On your CULT's honor I hold my massive 11" Co*k in my cinco Hermano's
I'm going to jerk off....
Do you think I'm going to hell?

[_karl61]

The standard liberal preoccupations rise to the surface again.

Even the mafia knew how to keep their dead bodies underwater better than this.

Well, then, one wonders why this has arisen again and again in the Brethren's talks. "Liberal preoccupations" on the part of the GAs, perhaps?

[_Droopy]

Yes, I think that may be the case.

On your CULT's honor I hold my massive 11" Co*k in my cinco Hermano's
I'm going to jerk off....
Do you think I'm going to hell?[/quote]


Yes, but you'll have to get by Larry Flynt first.

No one gets into Hell without his permission.

[_Droopy]

All your friends are probably all going to be there too, so don't worry, misery loves, and will always have, company.

[_hobart]

I've asked on the authenticity of it myself. One person on NewOrderMormons I think once told me that it was authentic, and he did read a real copy while on his mission in Italy. Problem is that that was only one person I've ever talked to had ever testified to it (and an anonymous internet blogger at that--although his other posts always gave me the impression he was a sincere, truthful person). It seems if it were authentic we'd know more people who had encountered it?

[_Brackite]

Here is a Link to 'Your Guide to Masturbation', to a Professional Medical Web Site Page:


Your Guide to Masturbation:
http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/ ... tion-guide

[_bcspace]

Yes, I think that may be the case.

I think what we have here Droopy is a bunch of chronic masturbaters afraid of having their hands tied to the bedpost.

[_Droopy]

I think what we have here Droopy is a bunch of chronic masturbaters afraid of having their hands tied to the bedpost.

There are so many things here that fall under the rubric of "chronic" that I really wouldn't know where to start categorizing them.

[_Some Schmo]

" If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things"

Hmph.

I never realized the church advocated becoming a hermit.