The 2011 Mopologist Boner of the Year Award

[_Molok]

Today, Stemelbow will blubber about something that nobody will read, and I'll have a bowel movement.

[_Some Schmo]

I had to pick Pahoran for a boner award since the guy is most consistently a hardened prick.

[_sock puppet]

Today, Stemelbow will blubber about something that nobody will read, and I'll have a bowel movement.

The results are the same.

[_Droopy]

Oh, I'm sorry, but usually I take most avatars to be representative of a person's personality and self



Thanks for the avatar suggestion, Droopy. I just might use it sometime.

Droopy, speaking of avatars that are representative of a person's personallity, I would like to suggest this as your next avatar:

No thanks. That really doesn't fit very well, especially after two and a half years now free of alcoholism. I think I'll keep Droopy, as that expresses one side of my personality quite nicely.

I'm going to have to change my mind, however, on using Jeff Spicolli as yours. Jeff was far to urbane and cultivated to be fitting as your avatar (and perhaps for this board as well), and so I think I'll just retreat to the default for this forum:

[_emilysmith]

Weren't the Eloi the stupid ones, though?

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

Weren't the Eloi the stupid ones, though?

+1

[_sock puppet]

I regret that I have but 5 votes only to cast in this poll. It should be like American Idol where I can add vote after vote after vote ... to these nominees.