Translation of the Phaistos Disc has begun!

[Guest]

I tried my hand at decoding the disc and all I got was "Drink more Ovaltine."

KA

[_Sethbag]

Are there any....sexy symbols? Like symbols that tell us what kind of underwear we should wear for enticement?

As a matter of fact, yes. It is located at around the 4 O'Clock position, on the outer rim of characters, just to the right of (anti-clockwise from) the fish, and "below" the running man wearing the apron of Satan's power and priesthoods. It clearly depicts the one-piece temple garment, as originally revealed to Joseph Smith.