Let's List The Commandments!
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_beefcalf
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Re: Let's List The Commandments!
Thou shalt not permit thy mouths to enter into unholy congress with the loins of thy help meet. Thus saith the Lord.
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Thou shalt not touch thyself.
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No incontinence, SWK said it is a sexual sin. Bed wetters are next to murderers.
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Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
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No incontinence, SWK said it is a sexual sin. Bed wetters are next to murderers.
Incontinence ("a want of continence or self-restraint") is often used by philosophers to translate the Greek term Akrasia (ἀκρασία). Often used to refer to a lacking in moderation or self-control, especially related to sexual desire.[1] This concept is also called wantonness.
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Thou shalt not ask questions that we cannot answer.
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Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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Thou shalt not ask questions that we don't want to answer.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
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Thou shalt not ask questions.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator