The disability train acclerates

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Re: The disability train acclerates

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:If I told you how much the PTSDers were getting a month you'd crap yourself.

Which would probably make you eligible for PTSD disability.

It's outrageous.

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Now that I have crapped myself (becoming more frequent, at my age), how do I go about applying for PTSD disability?
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Re: The disability train acclerates

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Now that I have crapped myself (becoming more frequent, at my age), how do I go about applying for PTSD disability?


Take a day off work and watch some daytime TV commercials. That'll probably tell you more than you care to know.
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Re: The disability train acclerates

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ajax18 wrote:
Now that I have crapped myself (becoming more frequent, at my age), how do I go about applying for PTSD disability?


Take a day off work and watch some daytime TV commercials. That'll probably tell you more than you care to know.


Sorry, the price is too high. There is nothing worse than daytime TV. I have an office in my home and there is a small flat panel TV near my desk. I can see it now, as I type. It has a black screen.

The only time I turn it on is to watch some developing disaster on CNN or some such. I mute it as soon as they switch to a commercial break.
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Re: The disability train acclerates

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Quasimodo wrote:Now that I have crapped myself (becoming more frequent, at my age), how do I go about applying for PTSD disability?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHByYlGMIQ
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Re: The disability train acclerates

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Just join the military and say you are scared of life.

Boom.

Monthly disability checks.

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Re: The disability train acclerates

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Just join the military and say you are scared of life.

Boom.

Monthly disability checks.

- Doc


There would be something seriously wrong with any military branch that would take me at my age. It might work if they signed me up as a General, Admiral, etc. to start. I don't think I could do boot camp.
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Re: The disability train acclerates

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Just join the military and say you are scared of life.

Boom.

Monthly disability checks.

- Doc


Veteran's disability is different then Social Security disability.
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