If you put a burned up human body

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Re: If you put a burned up human body

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MeDotOrg wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:What if a dog (not the cadaver dog) ate the ashy bones? Could a cadaver dog detect the smell around the yard or even on the dog that ate the bones?

That dog wouldn't be a pug by any chance, would it?


:surprised:

No. The pug only has 6 teeth left to her name. No bones!
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Q: If you put a burned up human body through a wood chipper, would that grind up the bones to powder?

A: It doesn't matter. You don't need the wood chipper. You burn deer sheds with the body to obscure the bone fragments, get some folks who think it's all just normal fire debris help you put the debris in a trash can...and then you dump it some place where it can't be found.

Boom. Done.
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The key is making sure you cut off the head and save it in your freezer. Preferably behind some vodka. No one ever gets caught that does that.
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honorentheos wrote:The key is making sure you cut off the head and save it in your freezer. Preferably behind some vodka. No one ever gets caught that does that.


I'm talking about a real case here. I was always talking about a real case.

I might finish writing it up for the board. I don't think anyone is really interested in that though.
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Girl, are you in some kinda trouble? :razz: Need some help?
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Maksutov wrote:Girl, are you in some kinda trouble? :razz: Need some help?


Nah I'm good. Got anything you want to get rid of honey?

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Jersey Girl wrote:
Maksutov wrote:Girl, are you in some kinda trouble? :razz: Need some help?


Nah I'm good. Got anything you want to get rid of honey?

;-)


I'll get back to you. :biggrin:
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Maksutov wrote:I'll get back to you. :biggrin:


Please don't. I've got my hands full over here. :cool:
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Do we need to have an intervention or are you watching a Criminal Minds marathon?
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Re: If you put a burned up human body

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msnobody wrote:Do we need to have an intervention or are you watching a Criminal Minds marathon?


WEAPS!!!!

Nah. I'm just living the dream out here in God's country.

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