Mocking God

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_asbestosman
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Re: Mocking God

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Pa Pa wrote:Gay marriage is a sin againist God and Nature. Deal with it!

I am no fan of gay marriage, I just don't understand the reason people are so angry about it.

Gay marriage is a sin--no argument there. So is coveting your neighbor's posessions. Try outlawing that.

Gay marriage is not against nature--other animals also have homosexuals.
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Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?
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Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?


Last night...in my dreams....though one of the bears was actually a rabbit.
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Post by _Mister Scratch »

The Nehor wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?


Last night...in my dreams....though one of the bears was actually a rabbit.


Hey, Nehor---

Domokun called. He said that you haven't yet finished your two-month "deprogramming regime," whatever that means.
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Mister Scratch wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?


Last night...in my dreams....though one of the bears was actually a rabbit.


Hey, Nehor---

Domokun called. He said that you haven't yet finished your two-month "deprogramming regime," whatever that means.


Tell him to stop routing my calls through you. Thanks.
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The Nehor wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?


Last night...in my dreams....though one of the bears was actually a rabbit.


Was it a bear with the head of a rabbit and the body ... (wait for it) ... of a rabbit? (Something akin to an esquilax?)
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Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?

Not bears, but I have heard of some gay penguins in Central Park Zoo in New York who have been together for a while now (common law marriage I suppose). Maybe Moksha know them (but not in the Biblical sense).
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Post by _The Nehor »

Canucklehead wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?


Last night...in my dreams....though one of the bears was actually a rabbit.


Was it a bear with the head of a rabbit and the body ... (wait for it) ... of a rabbit? (Something akin to an esquilax?)


No, it was a rabbit in a bear costume. He was also a transvestite. Think Bugs Bunny here.
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Post by _Canucklehead »

asbestosman wrote:
Canucklehead wrote:Heterosexual marriage is against nature. When was the last time you saw two bears having a ring ceremony in the woods?

Not bears, but I have heard of some gay penguins in Central Park Zoo in New York who have been together for a while now (common law marriage I suppose). Maybe Moksha know them (but not in the Biblical sense).


Score one for the transplanted, gay penguins living in captivity on the other side of the globe from their natural habitat! Now if only they'd stop living in sin and formalise their relationship!!
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