Crackpot Mormon Apologists

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Blixa wrote:Did you not undertand that they are lost tribes? As a Jr. High Biology teacher (in class) once said, "the scriptures said "they went up!" What else could that mean???" If I were you I'd sign up for that hollow earth voyage right now.


D'oh! I stand corrected. It's that old City of Enoch thing, which is also related to Atlantis, which is also related to the Lost Tribes, which is also...
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EAllusion wrote:I don't really think DCP's interest in Schroeder, Intelligent Design, or NDE's is distinct from his Mormon apologia. So I don't know if it is going to work for this thread. In any case, I'd list Paul Vitz first, since his is probably the most obviously laughably moronic.


Arguably it all springs from the same penchant for magical thinking.
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Trevor wrote:Arguably it all springs from the same penchant for magical thinking.


*singing* Do you believe in magic?
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John Larsen wrote:
Man, if he were a real prophet he would have used 2012 as the base year.


Oh yeah? Well...

In the year 3535
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find:

That none of those cataclysmic dates matter as much as how to stay warm during the current Ice Age.
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moksha wrote:
John Larsen wrote:
Man, if he were a real prophet he would have used 2012 as the base year.


Oh yeah? Well...

In the year 3535
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find:

That none of those cataclysmic dates matter as much as how to stay warm during the current Ice Age.


Goodnightshirt, Penquin! I remember that song! I think that one was from the last Ice Age!
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Bond...James Bond wrote:It might be easier to construct a list of apologists who aren't crackpots...


Making apologetics part of the definition of crackpot may be justifiable, but it is too easy.
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I think for crank theories, especially among Chapel Mormons, "the gospel" is the litmus test in the mind of the TBM. They'll reject it very quickly if it seems incompatible with "the gospel".
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Gadianton wrote:I think for crank theories, especially among Chapel Mormons, "the gospel" is the litmus test in the mind of the TBM. They'll reject it very quickly if it seems incompatible with "the gospel".


True, but it always struck me that "the gospel" could be stretched to include a whole lot of fringe beliefs---in fact I've seen plenty proof of this right here on this board. You don't even have to travel over to MAAD...
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Steven E. Jones is involved 9/11 conspiracy theories and Book of Mormon horse bone carbon-dating research.

Edit: oh, yeah, and cold fusion, too.
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Blixa wrote:
Gadianton wrote:I think for crank theories, especially among Chapel Mormons, "the gospel" is the litmus test in the mind of the TBM. They'll reject it very quickly if it seems incompatible with "the gospel".


True, but it always struck me that "the gospel" could be stretched to include a whole lot of fringe beliefs---in fact I've seen plenty proof of this right here on this board. You don't even have to travel over to MAAD...

It better not step on allegiance to right wing politics though.
Hollow earth--OK
Global Warming--sheer fantasy.
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