MURDER!!!

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_The Nehor
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Re: MURDER!!!

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Boaz & Lidia wrote:I was about to give Neh the classic "FVCK OFF" but dayyyaaammmn you all have beat me to beating him senseless!

Neh, just go whack off and get over it. All of your pent up sexual tension is not good for your mental health.


Ha!!! You idiot. I've been posting here for far too long to have any sense left to beat out. Your plan is foiled.
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Re: MURDER!!!

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GoodK wrote:If I wasn't certain that there is no woman on planet Earth who would willingly sleep with Nehor, I would suggest removing his vas deferens by force.

For all our sake.


The gene pool needs more water. Oh, and some chlorine.

Please, Captain Nehor, save the planet, possibly the universe, have the operation.
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_solomarineris
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Re: Aren't you the guy who wrote losing my conscience?

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The Nehor wrote:Should all critics of the Church be dragged out into the streets and shot like dogs or should we simply exile them to an uncharted desert isle? What think ye?


Because I didn't believe in your rubbish creed?
I think your types are capable of thoughts like above....
Go pray your sky-god to empower you.

Don't forget to pay your titing on your way out of church tomorrow.
_The Nehor
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Re: Aren't you the guy who wrote losing my conscience?

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solomarineris wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Should all critics of the Church be dragged out into the streets and shot like dogs or should we simply exile them to an uncharted desert isle? What think ye?


Because I didn't believe in your rubbish creed?
I think your types are capable of thoughts like above....
Go pray your sky-god to empower you.

Don't forget to pay your titing on your way out of church tomorrow.


I pray my sky-god to empower me often.

I don't have to pay for my titing. Maybe you do. Sorry to hear that.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
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_The Nehor
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Re: MURDER!!!

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Pokatator wrote:
GoodK wrote:If I wasn't certain that there is no woman on planet Earth who would willingly sleep with Nehor, I would suggest removing his vas deferens by force.

For all our sake.


The gene pool needs more water. Oh, and some chlorine.

Please, Captain Nehor, save the planet, possibly the universe, have the operation.


CAPTAIN NEHOR!!!!!!! I'll save the PLANET!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tFokVJ6EjM
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Re: MURDER!!!

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The Nehor wrote:Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.

I watched those too, but then I also watched Strawberry Shortcake, Carebears, and Rainbow Brite, Jem and the Holograms . . .

and GI Joe and Voltron.
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Re: MURDER!!!

Post by _Ray A »

asbestosman wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.

I watched those too, but then I also watched Strawberry Shortcake, Carebears, and Rainbow Brite, Jem and the Holograms . . .

and GI Joe and Voltron.


I must be showing my age. I think the most violent show I watched as a kid was Broderick Crawford in "Highway Patrol".
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Re: MURDER!!!

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Hehe, this thread is funny. I actually think Nehor is a nice chap. Well, when you get him on his own he is. :P
"HOW DARE YOU KEEP US WAITING!!!!! I demand you post right this very instant or I'll... I'll... I'll hold my breath until I slump over and bang my head against the keyboard resulting in me posting something along the lines of "SR Wphgohbrfg76hou7wbn.xdf87e4iubnaelghe45auhnea4iunh eb9uih t4e9h eibn z"! "-- Angus McAwesome (Jul 21/08 11:51 pm)
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Re: MURDER!!!

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asbestosman wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Because I'm a violent sociopath. I blame watching He-Man and Transformers as a kid.

I watched those too, but then I also watched Strawberry Shortcake, Carebears, and Rainbow Brite, Jem and the Holograms . . .

and GI Joe and Voltron.


I wacthed Heathcliff.

Heathcliff Intro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxCInOkn6OU
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Re: MURDER!!!

Post by _GoodK »

JonasS wrote:Hehe, this thread is funny. I actually think Nehor is a nice chap. Well, when you get him on his own he is. :P


Just be careful, Pirate. If he mentions something about an angel with a flaming sword commanding him to do something, run for the hills.
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