Taught hat-looking and seer stones today. So......?

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harmony wrote:
He was "reluctant" to describe details of the most important process ever accomplished, but he wasn't the least bit reluctant about denying/lying about his involvement with polygamy from the pulpit.

Right. A completely trustworthy man. Right.


Just to be clear, that was Elder Maxwell's quote, not mine.
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I find it humorous that you expected someone to even question what they are taught, even if it came from an idiot savant.
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Martin Harris said that on the seer stone “sentences would appear and were read by the Prophet and written by [the one writing them down] and when finished [that person] would say ‘written;’ and if correctly written, the sentence would disappear and another take its place; but if not written correctly it remained until corrected, so that the translation was just as it was engraven on the plates.”


13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: ..
(New Testament | Matthew 6:13)

12 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

(Book of Mormon | 3 Nephi 13:12)

13 And suffer us not to be led into temptation, but deliver us from evil..

(New Testament | JSTMatthew 6:13)

I would be mildly curious which of the above divinely inspired verses most closely resembles the Hebrew. Regardless, this little goof has lasted for 180 years. Smith must have noticed if he ever read his own book. My contention is that he probably didn't. If he did, he didn't have the gift of understanding.
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The more this baloney goes on the more convoluted the stories, justifications and 'explanations' as to what actually happened.

If 'The Lard' put the exact words from the 'translating' into English then Horses means Horses. Not Tapirs and not overgrown prarie dogs. Elephants means Elephants. Chariots means chariots.

If God isn't smart enough to tell Joseph the correct word then maybe we have an excuse for hooking up Tapirs to Chariots and going out on the town on Saturday night, Nephite style.

In going back over the missionary lessons, printed talks from 'the brethren' from those days (mid 60's) and First Presidency Statements and earlier church publications it appears the further we go along the less the stories as told by Brother Joseph hold water. He apparently never really meant what he said so the current 'leadership' takes things any way they want to.

From finding lost Spanish treasure with a seer stone to 'translating' the 'most correct book on earth' with that same stone is stupid as it gets. Maybe the reason the Kirtland Banking fiasco happened was Joseph was dyslexic and mixed up the directions the damn stone gave him?

Couldn't be that he was a con man who found a way to screw girls and women any time he wanted, could it? Marrying the wived of other men sure doesn't sound to me like 'a virgin' which his revelation said was necessary. Just too many lies.. or 'creative fictions' to keep track of. It gets worse as we go along. Thank Goodness for solid, grounded and learned types like Dallin Oaks who can teach us the truth... like white salamanders being a plausible explanation of what Joseph encountered. Good thing Hoffman didn't say Joseph was set upon by 12 foot tall eunenchs who spoke in tongues. Imagine the excuses to come to explain that one.

So go back and teach the rock in the hat again and watch the idiots eat it up. Even as they ignore 'the Lamanites' in the New York/Ohio/Missouri/Illinois area as they take trips to Central and South America on the money of gullible idiots.
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...no one batted an eye. Am I supposed to fear this?

Great.

I know when Bushman was in our area and did a fireside to the stake on the translation that Stake presidency wondered what they should do for damage control.


Just tell 'em to read the Book of Mormon. Alma 37:23 in particular.
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BC

Did you teach from the manual? In other words, was the stone in the hat story that you presented word for word from the manual? Or was the story not even there and you added it?

If not you broke a rule. I have been and many others have been raked over the coals for not teaching to the manual.


What rule did I break by bringing in material from another doctrinal publication?

From the "Helps for the Teacher" section in the manual...

How to Use This Manual
This manual is a tool to help you teach the doctrines of the gospel from the scriptures and Church history. It has been written for youth and adult Gospel Doctrine classes and is to be used every four years. Additional references and commentaries should not be necessary to teach the lessons. Elder M. Russell Ballard said:

“Teachers would be well advised to study carefully the scriptures and their manuals before reaching out for supplemental materials. Far too many teachers seem to stray from the approved curriculum materials without fully reviewing them. If teachers feel a need to use some good supplemental resources beyond the scriptures and manuals in presenting a lesson, they should first consider the use of the Church magazines (in Conference Report, Apr. 1983, 93; or Ensign, May 1983, 68).


I felt the need. I used the recommended material. I also consider using (and do use) the institute manuals as well.
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Pretty bitter there, JoetheClerk. That can't be very good for you.

JoetheClerk wrote:If 'The Lard' put the exact words from the 'translating' into English then Horses means Horses. Not Tapirs and not overgrown prarie dogs. Elephants means Elephants. Chariots means chariots.

I'm sure that a very sophisticated theory of cross-cultural translation must undergird this confident assertion, but I can't quite figure out what it must be.

JoetheClerk wrote:If God isn't smart enough to tell Joseph the correct word

Does anybody actually hold that position?
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Dan,

Feel free to elaborate on how one becomes bitter by being aware of the apparent differences between a stock horse and a funny looking dinner pig.

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Daniel Peterson wrote:Pretty bitter there, JoetheClerk. That can't be very good for you.

JoetheClerk wrote:If 'The Lard' put the exact words from the 'translating' into English then Horses means Horses. Not Tapirs and not overgrown prarie dogs. Elephants means Elephants. Chariots means chariots.

I'm sure that a very sophisticated theory of cross-cultural translation must undergird this confident assertion, but I can't quite figure out what it must be.

JoetheClerk wrote:If God isn't smart enough to tell Joseph the correct word

Does anybody actually hold that position?


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baloney .... screw .... idiots ... gullible


actually gets a response from the more learned of the two people who have told us that they have taught the 'rock in a hat translation' story to audiences of believing LDS.

Interestingly, a more polite and quite carefully phrased enquiry (see below) drew no substantive reaction. I have seen similar instances in the past, and I suspect here may be lessons for us in this (apart of course from the strong possibility that some posts may be just too boring and verbose to get read).

People may well choose to respond to posts that enable them to respond in the style they enjoy writing in. That means that a poster who enjoys writing dismissive and condescending postings based on the assumption that their interlocutors are ill-informed and not very bright will actually choose to engage with those who they think, rightly or wrongly, can be dismissed as being, well, ill-informed and not very bright, and not with others.

That may well throw some light on why people who are by their own self-description very busy with serious academic work, intercultural bridge-building, teaching and pastoral activity ever feel motivated to waste their precious time in posting on a board like this.

Chap wrote:Hmm. So far we have this:

“Joseph Smith would put the seer stone into a hat, and put his face in the hat, drawing it closely around his face to exclude the light; and in the darkness the spiritual light would shine. A piece of something resembling parchment would appear, and on that appeared the writing. One character at a time would appear, and under it was the interpretation in English. Brother Joseph would read off the English to Oliver Cowdery, who was his principal scribe, and when it was written down and repeated to Brother Joseph to see if it was correct, then it would disappear, and another character with the interpretation would appear. Thus the Book of Mormon was translated by the gift and power of God, and not by any power of man.” (David Whitmer, An Address to All Believers in Christ, Richmond, Mo.: n.p., 1887, p. 12.)
Russell M. Nelson, “A Treasured Testament,” Ensign, Jul 1993, 61


I asked:

I wonder what you will say if one of your audience comes up to you next week and asks:

"Y'know <bcspace>, I've been thinking: seeing as the Lord gave Joseph the exact words of the right translation through the seer-stone, and he just had to read them off, and they couldn't get to the next bit until the Lord had checked they had written it down just right - seeing all that, how come the Book of Mormon as we have it today isn't exactly the same as when it was first published?"


bcspace responded:

Any significant changes made (if any) were made by Joseph Smith himself to clarify, not alter the meaning.


Wait a minute - the Lord himself causes to appear on the stone an English text, which is read off by Joseph from the stone, and written down by Oliver at his dictation. Oliver then reads what he has written back to Joseph - and if and only if what Oliver has written is correct, then the Lord makes the text disappear, and shows the next portion. The process is then presumably repeated until the book is completely translated. That is what David Whitmer is telling us, is he not?

Now if that account is right:

(a) The text of the Book of Mormon translation written down by Oliver was the Lord's own translation, word for word. The idea that this could ever need 'clarifying' seems simply blasphemous, since it would suggest that Joseph Smith was claiming to know what the Lord meant better than the Lord did himself. Do no LDS find this idea disturbing?

(b) A subsidiary point arises: if the translation comes from the stone, why does Joseph need the plates at all? Clearly many features of the early stories about the Book of Mormon suggest that the plates were essential, and that Joseph looked at them, either directly or with the aid of special spectacles while translating. It appears that generations of LDS have been raised on stories and pictures based on such accounts. But the seer-stone makes the plates unnecessary, does it not?

Does question (a) never get raised at DCP's "firesides" when he tells the story of the seer stone? If so, I wonder how he responds, or how he or other LDS intellectuals would respond if the questions were to be put.

Please note that I just want to hear how one would respond in the context of an informal conversation, when only a few sentences of answer are possible, and one cannot argue at length, with footnotes and learned citations. That should make it possible for the response to be posted on this board. (Of course if someone wants to post a link to a 20,000 word article as well as giving a "fireside" style answer, why not?)

(Obviously one way of avoiding the difficulties of (a) and (b) is simply to say that Whitmer's account is unreliable in crucial respects. In that case someone, somewhere (Whitmer?) was very careless with the truth in relation to an important matter, and it does seem odd that his story was given so much publicity amongst modern LDS by an Apostle without very strong caveats being entered.)
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Frustrated, bitter and pissed off?
Yep. The reason is that I see more Paul Dunn style 'gifts for fiction' among LDS Leadership and followers than I see honesty and plain speaking.

For Bishop Peterson, 'theClerk' in the name is in reference to my time doing this job for a U.S. Supreme Court justice some years ago. There the search for truth actually has some meaning. In religion I see little of that these days. In LDS ever changing world of 'what don't we know and when didn't we know it' I see the disheartening trend towards changing what is plain and simple to obfuscation and confusion.

Could it be that lies are catching up with leadership and they need to be explained away to keep the money flowing?
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