I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
cinepro wrote:I've been checking my mailbox for my "Women of Mormon Discussions" calendar everyday for weeks now.
I heard that it is in the mail. Are you on the mailing list? You can contact shades. I hear that this year's calender is a real doosy. Cute dames on every page.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
Jersey Girl wrote: I need some clarification over here. What sort of ass are you thinking about?
1. Physical ass 2. Verbal ass 3. Intellectual ass 4. All of the above
Jersey "scores high on at least one" Girl
KA is referring to one and two.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
why me wrote:By the way, would you like to be my fourth wife... I promise that I will let you go to the exmo conference every year and you can read sunstone too.
No, I won't be your fourth wife. I only sleep with men whose asses I can't kick.
KA
If you do kick why me's ass for making creepy advances, be sure to post it on YouTube, 'cause I'd like to see that.
This is where it goes wrong. Really, really, sorrowfully, as in you-better-duck-or-you'll-live-to-regret-it, kind of wrong.
I was taught by the polygamous missionaries that I would need to treat my wives equally. But I could never allow four women to do what they wanted to do. There would be absolute chaos in the home. I would be the priesthood holder after all. But maybe you're right. Kimberly, you wouldn't need my permission to go to the exmo conference. You can go freely. Just don't tell the other 3 wives about my decision.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
JohnStuartMill wrote:If you do kick why me's ass for making creepy advances, be sure to post it on YouTube, 'cause I'd like to see that.
Well, I have to admit that I will have my hands full. Harmony is a real fireball with her Joseph was a fallen prophet routine, and Liz is always in the goddess suite. And Truth dancer is always dancing around like a hippie with flowers in her hair. And kimberly is very independent minded with a kickbutt attitude. I may have to move into the compound. But the home will be nice with four kitchens.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
JohnStuartMill wrote:If you do kick why me's ass for making creepy advances, be sure to post it on YouTube, 'cause I'd like to see that.
Well, I have to admit that I will have my hands full. Harmony is a real fireball with her Joseph was a fallen prophet routine, and Liz is always in the goddess suite. And Truth dancer is always dancing around like a hippie with flowers in her hair. And kimberly is very independent minded with a kickbutt attitude. I may have to move into the compound. But the home will be nice with four kitchens.
I just want to put in my request to be invited over for dinner...with four kitchens, I can imagine the delicacies that will be available. Can I bring a bottle of good wine? (for medicinal purposes, you know....)
Überzeugungen sind oft die gefährlichsten Feinde der Wahrheit.
[Certainty (that one is correct) is often the most dangerous enemy of the
truth.] - Friedrich Nietzsche
JohnStuartMill wrote:If you do kick why me's ass for making creepy advances, be sure to post it on YouTube, 'cause I'd like to see that.
Well, I have to admit that I will have my hands full. Harmony is a real fireball with her Joseph was a fallen prophet routine, and Liz is always in the goddess suite. And Truth dancer is always dancing around like a hippie with flowers in her hair. And kimberly is very independent minded with a kickbutt attitude. I may have to move into the compound. But the home will be nice with four kitchens.
Why do you assume that wife = kitchen? What kind of Neanderthal are you?
I promise that I will let you go to the exmo conference every year and you can read sunstone too.
