For LDS

[_beastie]

My exhusband used to describe what his celestial plural wives would look like. The one I remember the most is he wanted an Asian wife. Petite, long black hair, etc etc

[_asbestosman]

Many of the principles in the Word of Wisdom are not eternal. The gluttony one is.

Huh, I wonder if women with more than one set of earrings will have extra holes in the next life? And what about people with tattoos? I hope they laser surgery in the afterlife.

Oh, and my bad eyesight--I hope that doesn't stick around just 'cause I like reading computer screens all day.

[_LCD2YOU]

My exhusband used to describe what his celestial plural wives would look like. The one I remember the most is he wanted an Asian wife. Petite, long black hair, etc etc

Yeah but come on, an Asian wife? Just one? See, I have a problem with that.

He's gonna have a bazillion Asian wives over his reign of 50 gazillion years. After all, when you have one Asian dish, you'll be hunger for another in an hour.....

LCD, ducking for cover now :)

[_John Larsen]

Having our loved ones behave exactly as we want them to might be a problem. May I suggest the movie Vanilla Sky.

John

[_msnobody]

I thought (as LDS) we'd all be like him or In other words, look like HF and JC in the first vision account.

[_bcspace]

I am just fueling your prejudice.

What precisely is my prejudice? I'm dying to know! That men that talk about the attractiveness of their wives are the ones that usually should be thankful that any woman would put up with their sorry ass. That one?

No, just the feminist one that assumes the worst about men. I was suprised I'd catch one of you so fast. Cold, lifeless, and humorless you are. I don't think any freaks will be heeding your call.....

[_Jersey Girl]

I am just fueling your prejudice.

What precisely is my prejudice? I'm dying to know! That men that talk about the attractiveness of their wives are the ones that usually should be thankful that any woman would put up with their sorry ass. That one?

No, just the feminist one that assumes the worst about men. I was suprised I'd catch one of you so fast. Cold, lifeless, and humorless you are. I don't think any freaks will be heeding your call.....

Why the need for labels?

[_bcspace]

Huh, I wonder if women with more than one set of earrings will have extra holes in the next life? And what about people with tattoos? I hope they laser surgery in the afterlife.

According to the ECF Origen, adornments or make-up of any kind is wrong because it mocks the beauty God gave you already. It's in The Instructor 3:1; a hilarious read actually. An expansion on "round tires like the moon". Advice for men too.

[_asbestosman]

According to the ECF Origen, adornments or make-up of any kind is wrong because it mocks the beauty God gave you already. It's in The Instructor 3:1; a hilarious read actually. An expansion on "round tires like the moon". Advice for men too.

I wonder if shaving is considered mocking God's beauty--and by shaving I mean both guys and gals.

I kinda prefer women who are shaved. They seem to prefer me shaving too.

[_Moniker]

I am just fueling your prejudice.

What precisely is my prejudice? I'm dying to know! That men that talk about the attractiveness of their wives are the ones that usually should be thankful that any woman would put up with their sorry ass. That one?

No, just the feminist one that assumes the worst about men. I was suprised I'd catch one of you so fast. Cold, lifeless, and humorless you are. I don't think any freaks will be heeding your call.....

I don't assume the worst of men! I hope the for the best of men! With all sincerity I do. I know, I'm such a cold fish, ugly, hairy legged, and probably stinky too.

Yep, no freaks heed my call -- which obviously it is a call -- a sexual come on of some sort. Right? Cause ugly feminists need to pick up men on the net.