Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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_Amaterasu
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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Droopy wrote:
Sin = unauthorized happiness.


Wickedness cannot be true happiness. Amazing the manner in which fundamental truths that many people have understood for thousands of years needs to be spelled out in excruciating detail in this forum.


Truths? :lol: What would those be? I'd love to know how most fundamental "truths" spelled out in the Bible (or common knowledge) for thousands of years can't be obliterated by current knowledge.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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The Nehor wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Really? That's not what you said on the other thread. Cf. my new signature.


I never claimed to be suicidal.


Sure, I know. Instead, you claimed to have been "cured" by a program designed to help folks with addictions to masturbation and/or pornography.

I think you also missed the humor in the post you have sigged.


No, believe me---I found your post hilarious. Anyways, I'm glad that you've overcome your "addictions," Nehor.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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Droopy wrote:
Sin = unauthorized happiness.

Wickedness cannot be true happiness. Amazing the manner in which fundamental truths that many people have understood for thousands of years needs to be spelled out in excruciating detail in this forum.
Terrible._________________


My, my my,,,,,,,
Little droopy , what did you try out wickedness to be such an xpert?
Tried threesome, with 2 women? one up one down?
Did u handcuff a woman and leashed & spanked her in a playful way?
did you fondle your date under the table in restaurant?
While spanking her, did you tell her you are her master?
While doing all this stuff did you roll some good stuff and inhale it?

You can't top these experiences with greate husband wife regular sex....
My wife knows it, she also knows I won't betray her. She knows well there are intense
wicked scenarios.
It was sure happiness while it lasted.
Your cjicken brain cannot process it.
Maybe Jeesus keep score so he can send me to depths of hell.
That Jerk.
Droopey,
you are a natural lowlife.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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Mister Scratch wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
I never claimed to be suicidal.


Sure, I know. Instead, you claimed to have been "cured" by a program designed to help folks with addictions to masturbation and/or pornography.

I think you also missed the humor in the post you have sigged.


No, believe me---I found your post hilarious. Anyways, I'm glad that you've overcome your "addictions," Nehor.


Deliberately naïve or just plain stupid? I report, you decide.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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Ray A wrote:A sexual hang-up is when you think Satan makes you masturbate, and you'll be damned forever for wanking the willy.


Nehor wrote:I would agree that would also be a hang-up. Luckily I don't believe such a thing.


you're right Nehor, that would deny you your free agency, he doesn't "make" you do anything. But Satan, the most important entity of evil in the universe, has you listed in his little black book because you are so pivital to the unfolding of human history, and makes the time to personally visit you twenty or thirty times a day toconvince you to polish the bishop.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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The Nehor wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Sure, I know. Instead, you claimed to have been "cured" by a program designed to help folks with addictions to masturbation and/or pornography.



Deliberately naïve or just plain stupid? I report, you decide.


I take you at your word, that's all. I think that readers can plainly see that you have admitted to being addicted to pornography and/or masturbation, and that you overcame these "problems" and received a diploma for your efforts. Either that, or you are having a rather malicious joke at the expense of suicidal individuals.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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Mister Scratch wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Deliberately naïve or just plain stupid? I report, you decide.


I take you at your word, that's all. I think that readers can plainly see that you have admitted to being addicted to pornography and/or masturbation, and that you overcame these "problems" and received a diploma for your efforts. Either that, or you are having a rather malicious joke at the expense of suicidal individuals.


Why not both?

How come you never take me at my word when I tell you I'm outside your house aiming at you with a sniper rifle? You have a terrible double standard going on here. :surprised:
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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The Nehor wrote:Why not both?

How come you never take me at my word when I tell you I'm outside your house aiming at you with a sniper rifle? You have a terrible double standard going on here. :surprised:


Nehor, you so good at labels, is that what you call your "little factory" .... sniper rifle?
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But how you can expect that all young men will be able to do what is needed if they get just one sexual partner and are never taught explicitly about what they might try doing in bed just about beats me. Would anybody on the LDS side tell me that they have had any specific guidance from the HG about giving the lady in their life multiple orgasms?


I have only ever been with one woman and that woman is my wife. And I can tell you (and I am really not boasting-she could attest to this) that I am quite the expert at the art of giving her sexual pleasure including multiple orgasms. I learned through being patient, talking to her about what was pleasurable for her, taking time and flipping through a few "technical" books in at Barnes and Nobles, one of which I purchased. One does not need to be with more than one sexual partner to learn such things.
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Re: Stunning, sobering truths. Yes, you will be stunned.

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="Jason Bourne"

I have only ever been with one woman and that woman is my wife. And I can tell you (and I am really not boasting-she could attest to this) that I am quite the expert at the art of giving her sexual pleasure including multiple orgasms. I learned through being patient, talking to her about what was pleasurable for her, taking time and flipping through a few "technical" books in at Barnes and Nobles, one of which I purchased. One does not need to be with more than one sexual partner to learn such things.


I agree with you. (the bolded portion)

Someone on this board once said people who don't have sexual intercourse before they get married are stupid because they don't know if they are sexually compatable. I completely disagree and really don't get this. If two people are in love, sex/making love is just a natural way of expressing this. It's not like brain surgery and I can't imagine what sexually incompatible even looks like. (unless the guy had some functional problems down there or is too rough)
If the guy was clueless of how to warm up the oven, just a few simple suggestions from the wife would fix it.
"Happiness is the object and design of our existence...
That which is wrong under one circumstance, may be, and often is, right under another." Joseph Smith
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