Departure, Effectively with a Gun to My Head

[_harmony]

It is about time someone sued DCP.

I think everyone who has been bullied by DCP and had their posts placed up on SHIELDS - should also get together and sue DCP for defamation of character.

Him and his twin, Allen Peterson.

Both deserve to be sued.

1. placing a post on SHIELDS is not defamation of character.

2. cyber bullying is not illegal, nor is it defamation of character.

3. DCP has been sued before. He won. Those who brought the suit lost. People who bring frivalous lawsuits should be required to pay for their target's time and attorney fees. That would no doubt cut down on the fees lousy lawyers get from stupid people.

4. Allen Peterson? Are you sure you don't mean Allen Wyatt?

[_William Schryver]

Maybe we're like the kind-hearted but hard-fisted vice squad officers who have inexplicably developed a certain morbid fascination, if not actual affinity, for the sorry bastards weeping into their beers in the shadowed corners.

It certainly can't be because we like the smell of the place ...

This has to rank up with the most inane comments ever made. To be that self-unaware is just frightening.

Greetings, Harmony!

I just love when you make an appearance here in the Seedy Lounge at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™, although it is somewhat of a pain to have to grease the door jams to get you in.

[_harmony]

Greetings, Harmony!

I just love when you make an appearance here in the Seedy Lounge at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™, although it is somewhat of a pain to have to grease the door jams to get you in.

Too bad you've been absent so long, Will. If you'd been around, you're know I no longer need a special wide door in order to enter a room. I can now buy my clothes in the Misses department again, and enter by the same door everyone else uses. And with your extensive knowledge of women's clothing, I'm sure you realize that is a significant accomplishment, not that I expect you to acknowledge it. That would require more class than you possess.

[_GoodK]

If you'd been around, you're know I no longer need a special wide door in order to enter a room.

[_harmony]

If you'd been around, you're know I no longer need a special wide door in order to enter a room.

Actually, no. Just a food supplement full of fiber and protein, a change in focus from immediate satisfaction to one of longevity so I can see my grandkids grow up, and walking for 30 mins a day on my treadmill. I prefer to not be sliced and diced if I can avoid it.

[_William Schryver]

Greetings, Harmony!

I just love when you make an appearance here in the Seedy Lounge at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™, although it is somewhat of a pain to have to grease the door jams to get you in.

Too bad you've been absent so long, Will. If you'd been around, you're (sic) know I no longer need a special wide door in order to enter a room. I can now buy my clothes in the Misses department again, and enter by the same door everyone else uses.

That's great! Especially because the price of Crisco has really been going through the roof lately.

And with your extensive knowledge of women's clothing, I'm sure you realize that is a significant accomplishment, not that I expect you to acknowledge it. That would require more class than you possess.

"Class" has always been a luxury I found I couldn't afford here in the Trailer Park. Some kind of a "supply and demand" type of thing.

But you might get a kick out of this promo photo from my days in the big leagues:

[_Nightingale]

Greetings, Harmony!
I just love when you make an appearance here in the Seedy Lounge at the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™, although it is somewhat of a pain to have to grease the door jams to get you in.

That kind of comment makes you laugh? Sheesh. If I didn't know you were a Mormon I wouldn't know you were a Mormon, someone who supposedly has scriptures to follow about how to treat all of God's children. You come here and make a potentially hurtful comment like that and you and other Mormon participants here call ex/non-LDS posters degenerates and this place a sewer? Uh, yeah.

I want you to be my missionary. Not.

Please tell me you are not nor have you ever been nor will you ever be in a position of leadership in your church.

That kind of comment, accompanied by a big yuk, tells me all I ever need to know about you.

[_GoodK]

Well this is just pretty darn stupid. Why the heck do you wanna sue him GoodK you fricking asswipe??? This is an internet forum INTERNET... not actual life matters LIFE! Can you tell the difference between the two?

Well I think dihoreah[sp?] has brought on some cramp. Haha. Ouch.

Wow. Thanks for sharing that disgusting bit of personal information. Don't worry, I didn't want to eat breakfast anyways.

With all due respect, when any of you are libeled by a BYU professor on the Internet let me know, and I'll consider your opinion on the subject. Until then, well, you know what to do.

[_GoodK]

Daniel Peterson threatened legal action against Gadianton and Scratch for libel...

Oh my goodness. Aspestosman?

[_harmony]

Well I think dihoreah[sp?] has brought on some cramp. Haha. Ouch.

Wow. Thanks for sharing that disgusting bit of personal information. Don't worry, I didn't want to eat breakfast anyways.

You think bodily functions are disgusting? Put you off your food? Men like you are such wimps. Dealing with blood, vomit, diarrhea, urine, etc. is all a day's work for a mom. But you're too wimpy to eat a meal because of the mere mention of it?

How wimpy.

With all due respect, when any of you are libeled by a BYU professor on the Internet let me know, and I'll consider your opinion on the subject. Until then, well, you know what to do.

When you've learned the difference between parody (a perfectly legal action), mockery (a perfectly legal action), satire (a perfectly legal action) and libel (actionable only under certain circumstances), perhaps you will elict some sympathy. As it is, if you really have a lawyer, he is going to collect his fees no matter what. He can't lose; you can though, and it's going to cost you big bucks. Some of us won't mourn when you can no longer afford your internet connection.