The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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rcrocket wrote:Ray: You're a vacillating idiot.

Wheat: You're an enabling moron.

Scratch: You're a disingenuous malevolent.

Rollo: You're a disingenuous sophist.

Life on a Plate: You're probably a pencil-necked geek.

Asbestos: Anything going on between your ears?

Trevor: You're a slick ignoramus in everything except the Classics.

Cinepro: You think you're suave; you are going to reap what you sow.

Shade: You're weak and you promote dishonesty in divorce proceedings.

Seth: You like to hanky-twist.

Scottie: Leave your divorce stuff out of the public domain; you're a whipped ex.

Jason: Where'd you learn to spell, you anonymous coward.

Skippie: I'd like to meet you. Bring your husband and we'll go out to dinner with my wife.

John W: Your avatar evidences a weak soul.

Gadianton: You're just a weak shill.

TAK: You're a vulgar shill.

Antishock: You're a vulgar moron.

Harmony: You're a mean spirited senior citizen. (Ooops you are probably my age.)

Liz: I know that nothing is going on between those ears except nice things.

Porter: You sure don't know a dang thing about Mormonism, or anything else, with that GED of yours.




Whom did I leave out?


Me. I'm crushed.
_rcrocket

Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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Danna wrote:Whom did I leave out?


Me. I'm crushed.[/quote]

Look again. Why isn't Scottie rushing to censor me? I mean, I don't get a signature line.

Scottie: I'm not censoring you because everything you've said is completely true and none of these things are personal attacks.

[The REAL Scottie: Bob, KNOCK OFF THE MOD IMITATIONS!!!!!!!]
_Ray A

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rcrocket wrote:
Look again. Why isn't Scottie rushing to censor me? I mean, I don't get a signature line.




And that's all you're worried about.
_Danna

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I thought Mr Scratch was a malevolent loon. I quite like that. Have been using it frequently around the house :razz: .
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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Hey Crock,
Don't you have some 16 year old's confessions to hear or something?
God has the right to create and to destroy, to make like and to kill. He can delegate this authority if he wishes to. I know that can be scary. Deal with it.
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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Bob,

This isn't going to work anymore. You'll need to "up the tech" so to speak. And isn't "malevolent" an adjective?

As for what you said about me, [Post edited for personal attack]

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TAK wrote:Hey Crock,
Don't you have some 16 year old's confessions to hear or something?


If I'm not mistaken he was released from that calling.
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I wonder how long until Scottie realizes that he's bitten off more than he can chew trying to moderate the whole thing...

I feel your pain buddy. Really I do. :twisted:
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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TAK wrote:Hey Crock,
Don't you have some 16 year old's confessions to hear or something?


Crocket, innovative fellow he is, has taken to doing confessions via email. Even now his inbox is filling up with messages titled:

Re: Yo Bishop: I yanked off another one yesterd..


It's so much easier to do over the Net. :surprised:
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics 2008

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B23 wrote:I wonder how long until Scottie realizes that he's bitten off more than he can chew trying to moderate the whole thing...

I feel your pain buddy. Really I do. :twisted:

About 12 more seconds....

Well, it won't be so bad after the grace period is over. The delete post button will be smoking!! :)
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