The Twelve Days of Christmas (Exmo Version)

[_Coggins7]

On the first day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
A straw man in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree


On the eighth day of Christmas,
an exmo gave to me
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree



On the ninth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree



On the tenth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
The annuel Dialog Swimsuit issue
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
an exmo sent to me
The unrated director's cut of The Godmakers
The annuel Dialog Swimsuit issue
Ten cans of John Ankerberg's hairspray
Nine ex-Mormon feminist lesbian neo-pagan differentially abled unwed mothers (of color) for social justice dancing
An autographed copy of Walter Martin's High School diploma
A Jeremiah Films Holiday DVD Gift Pack with mixed nuts
An Ed Decker decoder ray ring
D. Michael Quinn's earrings
Four exit story scripts
Three excluded middles
two red herrings
And a straw man in a pear tree

[_Sam Harris]

For a person whose faith doesn't even recoginze the significange of Advent, or understand why Christmas traditionally lasts 12 days, its amazing he had time to come up with this jaunty little ditty.

But then again, the TBM social life is hardly something to fawn over...

[_Coggins7]

For a person whose faith doesn't even recoginze the significange of Advent, or understand why Christmas traditionally lasts 12 days, its amazing he had time to come up with this jaunty little ditty.

But then again, the TBM social life is hardly something to fawn over...

Loran:

My isn't our resident black pantheress busy today. Can't handle it, can you GIMR? Just can't handle it.