http://www.sltrib.com/ci_7184603
I suspect that 1 spike with 2 trains might be a euphemism for polygamy.
Phaedrus
Utah unveils new phallic state coin.
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Re: Utah unveils new phallic state coin.
Phaedrus Ut wrote:http://www.sltrib.com/ci_7184603
I suspect that 1 spike with 2 trains might be a euphemism for polygamy.
Phaedrus
Or the two trains could be a euphemism for male homosexual love?
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I hate to point this out but just about anything can be made phallic.
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note a story used as part of a sex ed curriculum:
"Deep inside every man is a knight in shining armor, ready to rescue a maiden and slay a dragon. When a man feels trusted, he is free to be the strong, protecting man he longs to be.
"Imagine a knight traveling through the countryside. He hears a princess in distress and rushes gallantly to slay the dragon. The princess calls out, 'I think this noose will work better!' and throws him a rope. As she tells him how to use the noose, the knight obliges her and kills the dragon. Everyone is happy, except the knight, who doesn't feel like a hero. He is depressed and feels unsure of himself. He would have preferred to use his own sword.
"The knight goes on another trip. The princess reminds him to take the noose. The knight hears another maiden in distress. He remembers how he used to feel before he met the princess; with a surge of confidence, he slays the dragon with his sword. All the townspeople rejoice, and the knight is a hero. He never returned to the princess. Instead, he lived happily ever after in the village, and eventually married the maiden -- but only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses.
"Moral of the story: Occasional assistance may be all right, but too much will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess."
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note a story used as part of a sex ed curriculum:
"Deep inside every man is a knight in shining armor, ready to rescue a maiden and slay a dragon. When a man feels trusted, he is free to be the strong, protecting man he longs to be.
"Imagine a knight traveling through the countryside. He hears a princess in distress and rushes gallantly to slay the dragon. The princess calls out, 'I think this noose will work better!' and throws him a rope. As she tells him how to use the noose, the knight obliges her and kills the dragon. Everyone is happy, except the knight, who doesn't feel like a hero. He is depressed and feels unsure of himself. He would have preferred to use his own sword.
"The knight goes on another trip. The princess reminds him to take the noose. The knight hears another maiden in distress. He remembers how he used to feel before he met the princess; with a surge of confidence, he slays the dragon with his sword. All the townspeople rejoice, and the knight is a hero. He never returned to the princess. Instead, he lived happily ever after in the village, and eventually married the maiden -- but only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses.
"Moral of the story: Occasional assistance may be all right, but too much will lessen a man's confidence or even turn him away from his princess."
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