A spin off from the shortest books thread, there are some really long books too.
Things that Really Piss Me Off. The Definitive Collection of Rants - Ray A
My Life Serving the Widows - Thomas S. Monson
Things That I'm Not Sure the Church Teaches - Gordon B. Hinckley
My Testimony - Some Little Old Lady
The Top 5000 Deadly Sins - Boyd K. Packer
Possible Book of Abraham Parallels Using the Marvelous Six Degrees of Seperation Rule - Hugh Nibley
My 2-Year Struggle With Sin: Excepts from My Daily Masturbation Log - Elder Johnson
The longest Mormon books of all time
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The longest Mormon books of all time
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Re: The longest Mormon books of all time
SatanWasSetUp wrote:My 2-Year Struggle With Sin: Excepts from My Daily Masturbation Log - Elder Johnson
LMAO!
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Re: The longest Mormon books of all time
SatanWasSetUp wrote:My Testimony - Some Little Old Lady
That one slayed me. Great stuff!
More really long books:
- Faith Promoting Rumors with No Foundation in Reality
- The Ways the Church Obscures the Truth
- Mormon Contradictions
- Ways Apologists Can Look Stupid
- Bad Times I Had at Church by Some Schmo
- How to Start a Cult by Joe Smith
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Mormon Apologetic Arguments and Tactics: Volumes I-XX:
I: A Beginner's Guide to Mormon Apologetics
II: Follow Your Feelings (Until You Get Them Right)
III: Biblical Bullsh...Bullseyes
IV: We Don't Teach That
V: CFR! CFR! CFR!
VI: You're Being Duped by Satan: Dealing with the Truth and other Irritating Things
VII: MesoAmerican Archaelogy: The Art of Slight of Hand and Linking to FARMS and FAIR
VIII: Why Do You Care How They Send God's Money?
IX: Polygamy: It's In The Past, and even if it isn't Who Are You To Judge a Prophet of God Like Joseph Smith?
X: The Book of Abraham: Hey Look Over There While I Wish It Away
XI: That's Anti-Mormon Literature! (Who Gives A Crap If It's "Historically Accurate"? It's Not Spiritually Accurate!)
XII: Prophets Are Infallible till They Screw up, At Which Point the "Speaking As a Man" Parachute Deploys
XIII: I Know This Church is True: Retreat to Testimony is Always An Option
XIV: Postmodernism and You, Trendy Rationalizing Tool for All Occasions
XV: LDS History begins at 1978 (a.k.a.: We Aren't Racist Anymore!)
XVI: Joseph Smith had Moral Fiber (currently unavailable...)
XVII: Apostates, Don't Worry They're Always Wrong
XVIII: The Academic Speaking Trip: The Last Resort or Never Out of Fashion?
XIX: Ad hominem: It's More than Art, It's a Way of Life
XX: I Don't Care What Information You Have, I Have A Spiritual Witness that the Church of Jesus Christ is True and other Sayings that will Make Critics Lose Interest and Thus Allow You To Win By Default
I: A Beginner's Guide to Mormon Apologetics
II: Follow Your Feelings (Until You Get Them Right)
III: Biblical Bullsh...Bullseyes
IV: We Don't Teach That
V: CFR! CFR! CFR!
VI: You're Being Duped by Satan: Dealing with the Truth and other Irritating Things
VII: MesoAmerican Archaelogy: The Art of Slight of Hand and Linking to FARMS and FAIR
VIII: Why Do You Care How They Send God's Money?
IX: Polygamy: It's In The Past, and even if it isn't Who Are You To Judge a Prophet of God Like Joseph Smith?
X: The Book of Abraham: Hey Look Over There While I Wish It Away
XI: That's Anti-Mormon Literature! (Who Gives A Crap If It's "Historically Accurate"? It's Not Spiritually Accurate!)
XII: Prophets Are Infallible till They Screw up, At Which Point the "Speaking As a Man" Parachute Deploys
XIII: I Know This Church is True: Retreat to Testimony is Always An Option
XIV: Postmodernism and You, Trendy Rationalizing Tool for All Occasions
XV: LDS History begins at 1978 (a.k.a.: We Aren't Racist Anymore!)
XVI: Joseph Smith had Moral Fiber (currently unavailable...)
XVII: Apostates, Don't Worry They're Always Wrong
XVIII: The Academic Speaking Trip: The Last Resort or Never Out of Fashion?
XIX: Ad hominem: It's More than Art, It's a Way of Life
XX: I Don't Care What Information You Have, I Have A Spiritual Witness that the Church of Jesus Christ is True and other Sayings that will Make Critics Lose Interest and Thus Allow You To Win By Default
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Re: The longest Mormon books of all time
SatanWasSetUp wrote:A spin off from the shortest books thread, there are some really long books too.
Things that Really Piss Me Off. The Definitive Collection of Rants - Ray A
Correction:
Things that Really Piss Me Off. The Definitive Collection of Rants - Ray A, 16 Volumes