The Exmo Priority List.

[_Ray A]

The Exmo Priority List:

1) Never miss a General Conference. (Too much to gossip and complain about.)
2) Monitor MADB. (How else could MDB function? What would there be to talk about that brings such salivating?)
3) Joseph Smith was a conman. Repeat 100 times.
4) Mormonism is a fraud. Repeat 200 times.
5) Mormonism screwed up my life. Repeat 300 times.
6) All divorces in the Church are definitely caused by "TBMs". Universal fact. Do not question this! DO NOT BLAME US!
7) Mormons are dumb. Repeat 400 times.
8) Mormons are blind. Repeat 450 times.
9) "I am fascinated by Mormonism". Read: The stinking fraud needs to be exposed.
10) "I don't have a life, but criticising Mormonism is the closest I can find to a life."
11) "I need a purpose in life, and I found it! Talking about and exposing Mormonism!" "Whooooooopeeeee!" "I exist for a reason"
12) "I need someone to hate, venting is good - where is Juliann!!!!"
13) "I live a balanced life. Half is spent criticising Mormonism. The other half is spent looking like I'm objective."
14) The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints needs to be eradicated - nicely. Played to the tune of Roberta Flack - "Killing Me Softly".
15) We do respect the Church's right to exist! We just don't like the people, its doctrines, its history, the leaders, or anything associated with it.
16) Expose the Book of Abraham! That'll teach 'em. Dey is all LIARS and Scoundrels!
17) Whine and B**** about Glen Beck crying. All crocodile tears. Insincere bastards. Incapable of "real" feeling, and - honesty. Who would cry over S*** like Hinckley???? No loss to the frigging world. You can't possibly love and respect a man you never met!
18) Gossip about exmos is WRONG. Gossip about Mormons is RIGHT!
19) "I love this forum! - it makes me feel GOOD! Because I can see even more clearly what A**H**** Mormons are!"
20) "It's all innocent fun - 'entertainment'". Let's get the rise out of Mormons. They hurt us, they deprived us, they broke up our marriages, they made our lives miserable! They caused everything wrong in our lives. "We are innocent, free spirits, independent, and we know the truth - Mormonism is a fraud!"

Cheers, Exmos. What are we drinking tonight?

[_harmony]

Was there a point to this post?

[_Runtu]

I dunno, harmony. I wasn't sure myself. Painting people with a broad brush never helps.

[_Scottie]

Probably better leave the top 10's to Runtu...

[_Ray A]

I dunno, harmony. I wasn't sure myself. Painting people with a broad brush never helps.

And you never paint people with a "broad brush"? Oh, how could you, you are Runtu!

[_Ray A]

Probably better leave the top 10's to Runtu...

And unless you have a more productive comment, you better go back to watching the Simpsons.

[_Runtu]

I dunno, harmony. I wasn't sure myself. Painting people with a broad brush never helps.

And you never paint people with a "broad brush"? Oh, how could you, you are Runtu!

I try not to, Ray. You seem to be lumping people into a monolithic and rather shallow group. If you can think of a time when I've done that, please point it out.

[_the road to hana]

Cheers, Exmos. What are we drinking tonight?

Nothing, here, but sounds like you've had your share of Everclear tonight.

[_Ray A]

I dunno, harmony. I wasn't sure myself. Painting people with a broad brush never helps.

And you never paint people with a "broad brush"? Oh, how could you, you are Runtu!

I try not to, Ray. You seem to be lumping people into a monolithic and rather shallow group. If you can think of a time when I've done that, please point it out.

Your negative side shows a lot. Look at all the threads you start. Like the Thomas Monson one.

What was your message there, Run?

But, it's a free board. Tom Monson was obviously a cranky bastard. Lo and Hehold - Human. Heaven forbid that.

[_Runtu]

Your negative side shows a lot. Look at all the threads you start. Like the Thomas Monson one.

What was your message there, Run?

But, it's a free board. Tom Monson was obviously a cranky bastard. Lo and Hehold - Human. Heaven forbid that.

Who said anything about him being a cranky bastard? Not me. I thought the story was funny. Still do. And even if my intent were to say something negative about Monson, that's hardly painting with a broad brush.