The guy I drempt of had a little more hair...

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_Imwashingmypirate
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The guy I drempt of had a little more hair...

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... than this guy;

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I saw this on the way into this board.

How can one proclaim themselves as a prophet of God? I could be a prophet of God. I was blessed with a perfect tangerine last night. It had perfect sweetness and tangyness. It had no seeds and was the most juicyest tangering I have ever ate. I believe this is due to the amount of care and attention I put into peeling it.

Anyone could claim to be prophet, doesn't make them one though. The book might be interesting to read, but I think it might screw a lot of people up.

http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/?gclid=CP-b1r7F15ECFQKKMAodglmqag
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How would he know that it is God that is talking to him. If he were in the UK he would be institutionalised.
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When I came to dinner last night, my cup was the only one filled with cold water. No one had filled the pitcher yet and no one could explain how my cup was already filled and the water was cold.

Guess that means I'm a prophet too as miracles follow after me.
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LOL. We are all 'prophets'. :P Some people just let it get to their heads and think they are special.
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