Santa's fear.

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_Imapiratewasher
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Santa's fear.

Post by _Imapiratewasher »

Giving the recent abundance of other's fears, I felt it entirely appropriate to join in.

I shall do so by telling you all about Santa's fear. The old man told me that he worries Christianity will fall flat on it's face due to the changing views of the world. Initially he worried about the left over toys that he couldn't deliver if people stopped celebrating Christmas, but then realised very soon, that even non Pagans/Christians would still celebrate for the sake of recieving gifts. His fears are now based on the argument of whether people deserve gifts or not. However with the increasing number of Mormons in the world, Santa feels these worries are a little pre mature.

What do you guys think? Is Santa correct to think people these days don't deserve Christmas gifts? Should only Christians be allowed to celebrate Christmas?

;) Pirate.
Arghhh...
_Ten Bear
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Post by _Ten Bear »

Merry Christmas, Pirate!

I don't think it's an issue at all. Christ hasn't been a part of Christmas for years. But, now, the Easter Bunny may have some worries, er .. um... some fears.
"If False, it is one of the most cunning, wicked, bold, deep-laid impositions ever palmed upon the world, calculated to deceive and ruin millions… " - Orson Pratt on The Book of Mormon
_Imapiratewasher
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Post by _Imapiratewasher »

Merry Christer. It was a joke to lighten up all the crazy posts. But your right, the Easter bunny should worry, way more than Santa.
Arghhh...
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