10. Temple recommend is also good for a free footlong at Subway.
9. Close every talk with "USA! USA! USA!"
8. Rename Saturday church cleaning "Pimp My Chapel."
7. Add sprinkles. Everything's better with sprinkles!
6. Goodbye conference, hello Apostle-palooza!
5. Change missionary title from "Elder" to "Dude."
4. Republish Book of Mormon as the next installment of the Twilight series.
3. Canonize "Happyslapped by a Jellyfish."
2. Free iPhone with every baptism.
1. New Name: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints--Extreme Edition
Top Ten Ways for the LDS Church to Adapt to the 21st Century
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Re: Top Ten Ways for the LDS Church to Adapt to the 21st Century
Great, Runtu!
I suggest they put Sherri Dew on The Bachelorette.
KA
I suggest they put Sherri Dew on The Bachelorette.
KA
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Re: Top Ten Ways for the LDS Church to Adapt to the 21st Century
and they serve the following beverage throughout the temple:
and hire a new chef for the temple cafeteria:
and hire a new chef for the temple cafeteria:
... our church isn't true, but we have to keep up appearances so we don't get shunned by our friends and family, fired from our jobs, kicked out of our homes, ... Please don't tell on me. ~maklelan
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Re: Top Ten Ways for the LDS Church to Adapt to the 21st Century
I suggest they put Sherri Dew on The Bachelorette.
I suppose we could sponsor a heavily sugared and caffeinated drink called "Sherri Dew" (Is there already a cherry flavored Mountain Dew?).....
But all in all, no adaptation is really necessary. Wickedness and righteousness in the world goes up and down and that will be the real effect.
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
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The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: Top Ten Ways for the LDS Church to Adapt to the 21st Century
Johnny Lingo in the 21st century:
