Prop 8. A victory for morality and real mariage.

[_Home Teacher]

I am so grateful for the gospel that Prop 8 passed. Marriage is still defined as between a man and a woman. However, I do believe the wicked will eventually redefine marriage as between a man and anything he wants and completely destroy the sanctity of marriage. This will happen within 10 years, in my opinion. When this happens, I call on all religious leaders and righteous civic leaders to let the gays have marriage, and instead come up with a new word for true man on woman marriage. We will call it something like "Super Marriage" or "True Marriage" or my personal favorite "Righteous Marriage." When we create our name, we will also create an amenment to the constitution that says "Righteous Marriage" is only between a man and a woman. The gays can have the word marriage, and we will have a new and better marriage.

[_The Dude]

I am so grateful for the gospel that Prop 8 passed. Marriage is still defined as between a man and a woman. However, I do believe the wicked will eventually redefine marriage as between a man and anything he wants and completely destroy the sanctity of marriage. This will happen within 10 years, in my opinion. When this happens, I call on all religious leaders and righteous civic leaders to let the gays have marriage, and instead come up with a new word for true man on woman marriage. We will call it something like "Super Marriage" or "True Marriage" or my personal favorite "Righteous Marriage." When we create our name, we will also create an amenment to the constitution that says "Righteous Marriage" is only between a man and a woman. The gays can have the word marriage, and we will have a new and better marriage.

This is why Mormons are total hypocrites: You already have "Celestial Marriage." This should have been mentioned somewhere in the YesOn8 campaign, don't you think?

[_antishock8]

I think Mormons should have a term called "Super Bestest Marriage Ever!!", and The Gays can have their union called "Dirty Nasty Boy Rabbit Sex, Beast, Woof!!".

There. Feel better? You have a rainbowy name for your union. And they have a dirty, nasty, filthy, yucky name for their union. Everyone wins!

[_Roger Morrison]

Hey HT, love yer avitare! Soooo commanding. Almost sexy! AND, your sense of noble morality articulated with such feeling... Reminds me of the posts of "Bednar" & "Tommy" we enjoyed a few months ago. Begs the question: Are You really You??

Roger :-)

[_GoodK]

It's a bad sign when the first sentence of a thread makes no sense.

[_KimberlyAnn]

It's about time this board had a Home Teacher!

You're kind of early, aren't you? It's nowhere near the end of the month.

By the way, a long time ago I wrote a song parody that would be a perfect theme song for you! I thought of it when I saw your post, HT.

It's sung to Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer.

I could bestow a blessing,
If you’d just open up your door
You could have a plate of dark fudge brownies
If you’d soften your heart once more

All you do is call me
To you the Ensign I’ll read

You could have a new lesson
And your seven kids can read the Friend
We’ll discuss the blessings of tithe paying,
Oh, the amusements never end!

I want to be…your Home Teacher!
Why don’t you call my name? (Ahhhh!)
Oh let me be your Home Teacher!
I will bear my testimony.

Yeah! (yeah!)

Are your girls licked cupcakes?
‘Cause licked ones disgust me
Get ‘em to Young Women’s
Where the evils of licking they’ll see

I want to be…your Home Teacher!
Why don’t you call my name?
You’d better call the Home Teacher!
I’ll put your soul at rest
I’m going to be…The Home Teacher
I’ll revive your testimony

Yeaaaah!

I’m your Home Teacher
Let there be no doubt about it

Your Home, Home, Home Teacher

Get ready!

You’ve got to have it (gotta have it, have it!)
Come back in,
FARMS has some new stuff
You can believe in, we can believe in

Oh won’t you talk with me?
You’ll see the church is true!
Talk with me, or I’ll keep calling you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you!
Inactive you!
My calls getting through?
You’re gonna feel that power
Feel my priesthood power, hey!
I’ve been feeling the spirit (HUH!)
I’ve been feeling the spirit!
Going to feel my priesthood, yeah, filling you!
Come on, come on, let me through
Come on, come on, let me through
I’m knock knock knock knock knock knock knocking for you!
I’ve been feeling the spirit
I’ve been feeling the spirit!
That’s why I’m calling, calling,
All day and night!

KA

PS. Where are our cookies?

[_moksha]

Reminds me of the posts of "Bednar" & "Tommy" we enjoyed a few months ago. Begs the question: Are You really You??

Roger :-)

I would go with this as parody since it made me chuckle. Super Righteous dude!

[_Brackite]

I am so very Grateful for the Gospel that we here on the Mormon Discussion Message Board, We are very Blessed to get and have a Home Teacher here for us.

[_hobart]

Would I be a total jerk if I asked the sincere question: is this thread sarcastic and satirical or serious? I honestly can't tell.

[_ludwigm]

Would I be a total jerk if I asked the sincere question: is this thread sarcastic and satirical or serious? I honestly can't tell.

There is no such thing as sincere question.
There are sarcastic, satirical and serious questions. The answers will fit them.

One can be sincere one minute before the final judgment. If that event doesn't happen (it doesn't) then never.

Please take Your pick: am I satirical or serious?