Doe DCP text the prophet
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_karl61
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Doe DCP text the prophet
are LDS senior leaders texting each other, sending instant messages, did they all have their heads up and were not distracted at all during conference.
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_Bond James Bond
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Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
(Just a little distraction from paper writing)
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Monson: chk out grl 2 my left Pecker.
Packer: Pecker?
Monson: Srry typo ;)
Packer: O Which1?
Monson: the hawt blond.
Packer: Nice.
Bednar: What u lookn at? ???
Packer: Zip it shortround. Adults talkn here
Monson: U pwnd him.
Packer: Yah. Hez my bitch.
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Monson: chk out grl 2 my left Pecker.
Packer: Pecker?
Monson: Srry typo ;)
Packer: O Which1?
Monson: the hawt blond.
Packer: Nice.
Bednar: What u lookn at? ???
Packer: Zip it shortround. Adults talkn here
Monson: U pwnd him.
Packer: Yah. Hez my bitch.
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Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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_karl61
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Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
B23 wrote:(Just a little distraction from paper writing)
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Monson: chk out grl 2 my left Pecker.
Packer: Pecker?
Monson: Srry typo ;)
Packer: O Which1?
Monson: the hawt blond.
Packer: Nice.
Bednar: What u lookn at? ???
Packer: Zip it shortround. Adults talkn here
Monson: U pwnd him.
Packer: Yah. Hez my bitch.
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too funny - lmao
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_JohnStuartMill
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Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
Reminds me of the 1337 Romeo and Juliet.
"You clearly haven't read [Dawkins'] book." -Kevin Graham, 11/04/09
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_Ray A
Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
I doubt any of the gerontocracy even know how to send a text message. But using my imagination with the aid of Dr. Who's Time machine, I can imagine one from Joseph to Emma, and a new and more realistic side of the outspoken Emma, never revealed before, except for the preservation of 19th text messages:
Joseph Smith: Wil be late for din Em.
ES: Why? where r u?
Joseph Smith: trans.
ES: trans what?
Joseph Smith: a new rec i just found
ES: which is?
Joseph Smith: bk of zelph
ES: what tht abut?
Joseph Smith: a white lamanite
ES: gawd, wht u goin to trans next? don't u hav time for ur family?
Joseph Smith: the lrd requies sacrifice.
ES: wel tell the lawd u have a wif & family
Joseph Smith: he knows i hav wifs.
ES: what!!
Joseph Smith: he knows i hav a darlin wif
ES: i don't lik u bein out late
Joseph Smith: not even 4 the glory of Gd?
ES: k. then wat time u be home?
Joseph Smith: wen fan is happy
Joseph Smith: sry, when the sht hits da fan.
ES: i don't like this
Joseph Smith: neither do i, but its the lrds woerk.
ES: hav u ben cheatin on me?
Joseph Smith: cheatin?
ES: ans the ?
Joseph Smith: i don nuthin wrong
ES: u lyin bastard, u thik i was born yest?
Joseph Smith: watmakes u thnk i cheatin?
ES: ur "revelation" lst wk.
Joseph Smith: but i can only do tht wid ur permiss.
ES: then y does it say i wil be destroyed?
Joseph Smith: thas only if you disgre wid da lwrd.
ES: “F” da lrd.
Joseph Smith: now, em, cool down.
ES: cool down? u fuckin lyin bastard.
Joseph Smith: u could be destryed!
ES: “F” u and ur 'revelations'.
Joseph Smith: Pls, Em. try to understand.
ES: i'm taking our sons and startin a new church
Joseph Smith: it wil fail
ES: like u?
Joseph Smith: wat do u mean? I speak 4 JC.
ES: the only one u speak 4 is your own dick.
Joseph Smith: sad
ES: yes, ur sad.
Joseph Smith: bye, em.
ES: sleep in the dog houese tonite.
Joseph Smith: Wil be late for din Em.
ES: Why? where r u?
Joseph Smith: trans.
ES: trans what?
Joseph Smith: a new rec i just found
ES: which is?
Joseph Smith: bk of zelph
ES: what tht abut?
Joseph Smith: a white lamanite
ES: gawd, wht u goin to trans next? don't u hav time for ur family?
Joseph Smith: the lrd requies sacrifice.
ES: wel tell the lawd u have a wif & family
Joseph Smith: he knows i hav wifs.
ES: what!!
Joseph Smith: he knows i hav a darlin wif
ES: i don't lik u bein out late
Joseph Smith: not even 4 the glory of Gd?
ES: k. then wat time u be home?
Joseph Smith: wen fan is happy
Joseph Smith: sry, when the sht hits da fan.
ES: i don't like this
Joseph Smith: neither do i, but its the lrds woerk.
ES: hav u ben cheatin on me?
Joseph Smith: cheatin?
ES: ans the ?
Joseph Smith: i don nuthin wrong
ES: u lyin bastard, u thik i was born yest?
Joseph Smith: watmakes u thnk i cheatin?
ES: ur "revelation" lst wk.
Joseph Smith: but i can only do tht wid ur permiss.
ES: then y does it say i wil be destroyed?
Joseph Smith: thas only if you disgre wid da lwrd.
ES: “F” da lrd.
Joseph Smith: now, em, cool down.
ES: cool down? u fuckin lyin bastard.
Joseph Smith: u could be destryed!
ES: “F” u and ur 'revelations'.
Joseph Smith: Pls, Em. try to understand.
ES: i'm taking our sons and startin a new church
Joseph Smith: it wil fail
ES: like u?
Joseph Smith: wat do u mean? I speak 4 JC.
ES: the only one u speak 4 is your own dick.
Joseph Smith: sad
ES: yes, ur sad.
Joseph Smith: bye, em.
ES: sleep in the dog houese tonite.
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_CaliforniaKid
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Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
lol. Great stuff, guys. Reminds me of this old post from Sister Mary Lisa!