Now that he's turned 40 today, perhaps we'll have some hope of that!
MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH SMILEY FACES, DR. SHADES!
. The preceeding message has been brought to you by Jersey Girl, Inc. Resident Dispenser of Ceremonial Bananas. What can I say? The godhood business has been slow and I'm branching out to b'day greetings!
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Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Chinese Proverb
I thought bellybutton days only went to 39. They say that 29 is the best 11 years of a woman's life then the start on the 39s. It should be the same for the guys. This month I will be be 29 for the last 29 years; or 39 for the last 19 years.
Math is my strong suit even though 5 fourths of the American public is bad at math.
Happy Birthday Doctor.
PS Did you take out fire insurance on the cake?
I think it would be morally right to lie about your religion to edit the article favorably. bcspace
40, huh? You're such a young 'un. Lots of good times left!
Happy Birthday!
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
Well, well. From one Doctor to another: Happy B-day!
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
I think you should apply your slap (I think you call it snap?) bracelet 40 times today in lieu of your birthday spankings. Have a great birthday.
"The Lord is near to all who call on him, to all who call on him in truth. He fulfills the desire of those who fear him; he also hears their cry and saves them.” Psalm 145:18-19 ESV
I am now weighed down with great trepidation over the sad fact that I'm now middle-aged. Ugh.
Since it's time to begin my midlife crisis, I'm wondering what form it should take. I'm far too poor to afford the Camaro or the Porsche, so clearly the sports car is out. Does anyone have any non-automotive suggestions for how my midlife crisis should be conducted?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
I suggest beginning your mid-life crisis with a warm, freshly baked chocolate chip cookie topped with vanilla ice-cream, just a little chocolate syrup, whipped cream (real only--none of that cool-whip stuff) and cherries. Mmmm!
Kimberly Ann
PS. Truthdancer, I just sang that song to Brackite. I remember it from Primary!
