The Anti-Atheist: Part 1

[_Nightlion]

I thought meself did stub a toe
Upon a chanced atheist hereabouts
Twas ankle deep thought me better once
Nay knee to hip nigh yet belly high
Oh, gasping for breath I am burried alive!

Ever wonder why atheist have all this advice for someone they do not believe exists?

Makes you think that they really would like to believe in God if he would just take their directions.

They might not even mind that he is all powerful and has great and vast Genie powers so long as he is subject to their every whim.

I submit therefore that we call atheist, Genieists, because after all they really do think themselves geniuses all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(C) 2009 Nightlion

[_Uncle Dale]

...someone they do not believe exists?
...

I do not believe that the Easter Bunny exists -- but for those adults who truly put
their trust in such fantasies, I might take the time to try and help them see reality.

I do not believe that the Tooth Fairy exists -- but for those adults who teach others
such fantasies, I might take the time to try and set them straight.

I do not believe that Santa Claus exists (although based upon some slender historical
recollections, coupled with a desire to extend good will, Yuletide cheer, etc.). If I
encountered an adult who thought Santa Claus was real, I might take the trouble to
try and convince that person of their error.

Same thing goes for believers in a flat earth, a living Elvis, or peepstone money-digging.

There are about 10,000 various "gods" made up or believed in by human beings over
the years. From your point of view, is it wrong to try and disprove ANY of them?

Uncle Dale

[_Nightlion]

...someone they do not believe exists?
...

I do not believe that the Easter Bunny exists -- but for those adults who truly put
their trust in such fantasies, I might take the time to try and help them see reality.

I do not believe that the Tooth Fairy exists -- but for those adults who teach others
such fantasies, I might take the time to try and set them straight.

I do not believe that Santa Claus exists (although based upon some slender historical
recollections, coupled with a desire to extend good will, Yuletide cheer, etc.). If I
encountered an adult who thought Santa Claus was real, I might take the trouble to
try and convince that person of their error.

Same thing goes for believers in a flat earth, a living Elvis, or peepstone money-digging.

There are about 10,000 various "gods" made up or believed in by human beings over
the years. From your point of view, is it wrong to try and disprove ANY of them?

Uncle Dale

You and I go way back to the old on-line newsgroup days. Still out there in Hawaii? You were never so atheist before. Or you hid it better.

You know, that the stone cut out of the mountain without hands proves everything true. It validated Joseph Smith and the Restoration because the repudiation was set up to smite the image of the world upon the feet, OR SWINE HOOVES toed up half way on Mount Olympus in Salt Lake City. See Daniel chapter two and
http://www.fireark.org
Hey, Do you think that this makes me the last to conquer the world?
ooooh. I told my two daughter that they ought to stewn my way with rose pedals as we approached the house where we were buying them a washer and dryer.

I have to give all credit to HIS name's glory. After all it is the signature of Jesus Christ that is cut out of the mountain without hands.
That is achaeological proof that God does exist. It will overbear upon all the world eventually.

[_Jersey Girl]

You and I go way back to the old on-line newsgroup days. Still out there in Hawaii? You were never so atheist before. Or you hid it better.

I don't understand how you see "atheist" in Dale's writing.

Can you point out to me what specificially says "atheist" to you?

[_Uncle Dale]

I do not believe that the Easter Bunny exists -- but for those adults who truly put
their trust in such fantasies, I might take the time to try and help them see reality.

I do not believe that the Tooth Fairy exists -- but for those adults who teach others
such fantasies, I might take the time to try and set them straight.

I do not believe that Santa Claus exists (although based upon some slender historical
recollections, coupled with a desire to extend good will, Yuletide cheer, etc.). If I
encountered an adult who thought Santa Claus was real, I might take the trouble to
try and convince that person of their error.

Same thing goes for believers in a flat earth, a living Elvis, or peepstone money-digging.

There are about 10,000 various "gods" made up or believed in by human beings over
the years. From your point of view, is it wrong to try and disprove ANY of them?

Uncle Dale

You and I go way back to the old on-line newsgroup days. Still out there in Hawaii?

Quite so -- one of the best places in the world, IMHO.

You were never so atheist before. Or you hid it better.

The Romans used to call the Jews and early Christians, "atheists,"
because they would not worship the classical gods of Greece and
Italy. Worse than that -- they would not adore the Roman Emperor
as a living god.

I guess I'm that sort of an "atheist."

You know, that the stone cut out of the mountain without hands proves everything true.

Every time I go to Utah, I look both ways at road crossings. So far
Daniel's great stone has never rolled by me, crushing all in its path.
Perhaps I'd have better luck of spotting it, back in Jackson Co., MO?

It validated Joseph Smith and the Restoration because the repudiation was set up to smite the image of the world upon the feet, OR SWINE HOOVES toed up half way on Mount Olympus in Salt Lake City.

Always preferred Ensign Peak, myself. -- A bit more of Isaiah and a
little less of plurality of the gods, I suppose.

Hey, Do you think that this makes me the last to conquer the world?

No -- Lucifer will do a better job of it one day -- though perhaps only
for a short period. Administering "the world" cannot possibly be as
exciting as subjecting it to the force of arms (persuasion, gospel, etc.)

ooooh. I told my two daughter that they ought to stewn my way with rose pedals as we approached the house where we were buying them a washer and dryer.

Sounds scriptural to me. Let's type it up and paste the text into the
back cover of our D&Cs.

I have to give all credit to HIS name's glory. After all it is the signature of Jesus Christ that is cut out of the mountain without hands.
That is achaeological proof that God does exist. It will overbear upon all the world eventually.

Riding on a white horse, with his fiery tongue destroying multi-headed
dragons? I prefer my Jesus reading from a scroll in the synagogue.

Now -- about that Easter Bunny, and the other supernatural entities...

UD

[_Nightlion]

No -- Lucifer will do a better job of it one day -- though perhaps only for a short period. Administering "the world" cannot possibly be as exciting as subjecting it to the force of arms (persuasion, gospel, etc.)

Satan conquered the world in Eden. He was the first. This world has always been his. He is the Prince of this world.

Did you know that the deepest cave ever discovered in America is also on Mount Olympus? I always thought Daniel's Stone was something else and just a metaphor. But this mountain will not stop telling me more and more. Now it is the Stone Cut Out Of The Mountain Without Hands that defines the beginning of that kingdom that will stand forever and the beginning of the end of the kingdoms of this world.

I wonder just how fast now the great image of the world shall disperse?

For it to hit Babylon, the Apostate, the Whore of all the earth the LDS Church had to ripen in iniquty until her judgment was just. It is now and so the cuttings upon the Mountain, the Ensign to all nations was revealed, proving to be an Apostolic witness of Jesus Christ. There is more there than I have yet said.

Even an Eabutofasaclpoohpooh like yourself might bow to such overt evidence if you study it just a bit and see all the connections made.
I did not fabricate what is up there. I did not see it in the bottom of my hat.

[_Nightlion]

You and I go way back to the old on-line newsgroup days. Still out there in Hawaii? You were never so atheist before. Or you hid it better.

I don't understand how you see "atheist" in Dale's writing.

Can you point out to me what specificially says "atheist" to you?

When you are fighting for you life in a billowing surge of wave after crashing wave of godhating faith swamping all you can see is atheist as you grasp at straw after disappointing straw to help you draw a clean breath. Can a brother get bouyed up around here?

Small wonder Christ asked, when he comes again, "shall he find faith on the earth?" Luke 18:8 The variant franchizements of piety fail of faith. By deciet they refuse to know the Lord. Jeremiah 9:6

[_Dr. Shades]

I told my two daughter that they ought to stewn my way with rose pedals as we approached the house where we were buying them a washer and dryer.

Now why in the living Hell would you tell them THAT??

Do you think that, as a prophet, people should worship you?

[_Jersey Girl]

When you are fighting for you life in a billowing surge of wave after crashing wave of godhating faith swamping all you can see is atheist as you grasp at straw after disappointing straw to help you draw a clean breath. Can a brother get bouyed up around here?

Small wonder Christ asked, when he comes again, "shall he find faith on the earth?" Luke 18:8 The variant franchizements of piety fail of faith. By deciet they refuse to know the Lord. Jeremiah 9:6

I have no idea what you're talking about, Nightlion. Could you answer my question about Dale's post? Here it is again:

Can you point out to me what specificially says "atheist" to you?

[_Nightlion]

I told my two daughter that they ought to stewn my way with rose pedals as we approached the house where we were buying them a washer and dryer.

Now why in the living Hell would you tell them THAT??

Do you think that, as a prophet, people should worship you?

I have as much fun with my kids as the time left allows. I had just told them how I was involved at initiating the fall of Babylon by unveiling the stone cut out of the mountain without hands. To help them remember I exaggerated the momten by wanting the honor due a conquering hero. If I had a Second Attendant he could have strode at my side wispering' "fame is fleeting" holding my crown over head.